Monday, January 30, 2012

Fwd: Ed Hopper Presents Automat...



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Subject: Ed Hopper Presents Automat...

                                               Ed Hopper Presents Automat*
                             Manager: Citizen Journalist; Head Cook: Richard DePersio;
                                Cook: Dago Red; In-Charge-of-Beverages: Al Hitchcock
Snack:
Dago Red: "What did you think of the Twitters?" Richard D.: "Newt talks about Moon Mining
and dozens on Twitter ridiculed the idea. Knee-jerk/ignorant reaction. I'm confident that
none of them bothered to look into the facts. We immediately went on-line with the facts:
 'Moon Mining' at www.quasarpolitics.blogspot.com CJ, 'Offending with Truth' is our hobby,
is it not?" CJ: "It sure is! And, we got it down to a science. Speaking of Newt, we opted
not to endorse him. It was a tortuous decision. Newt and Rick are more conservative
than Mitt but we must be pragmatic: Mitt is the extra-strength political deodorant that can
best wipe out the B.O. He has the $$$s, the organization and will attract moderates. I just
hope that when he becomes president that he isn't too accommodating. He might need to
compromise. If he takes a conservative or a moderate-conservative position on a particular
issue will he fight and settle for 80% or more of what he wants or will he cave at 60% or so?"
DR: "Do you think that if Republicans retain control of the House and gain control of the
Senate that it will make a difference?" RD: "Republicans will make more cuts than
Democrats but I don't think that they have what it takes to make the necessary cuts to
avoid economic collapse - they'll be too worried about being reelected; politics-as-usual."
DR: "I can't decide: Who is stranger: Rod Serling or Al Hitchcock?" CJ: "Al." RD: "Rod."
Sandwich:
As is our wont, we start off with cosmos and, them, we deal with cosmos (which means
world) and Offending with Truth when circumstances warrant.
       A meteoroid (most are less than 30 feet in diameter) is an object in space. It becomes a
meteor if it enters our atmosphere. Sometimes called a shooting star due to the flash of
light it producers - visible if large enough; flash caused by friction with air. If any portion of it
makes it to the ground, it becomes a meteorite. Related topic of asteroids in articles down-
stairs.
       There are three types of meteorites: 1) iron (80-85% iron, the rest mostly nickel; similiar
to the interior of the earth); 2) stones (mostly made up of silicates and other stoney materials;
3) stoney-iron (are the rarest, composed of about 50% iron and 50% silicates). The largest
meteorites is Hoba West in Namibia weighing 66 tons.
The first unmanned test of  NASA's Orion spacecraft is slated for early 2014. Its second and
 final orbit will take it 3,700 miles from earth. The primary purpose of the mission -besides
getting it to and from space - is testing the heat shield.
Blue-Plate Special:
Back in 1989 when the Berlin Wall was falling, Coke, was being distributed for free, in some
cases, was literally being pushed through holes in the wall by Coke representatives. Free Coke!
 Coca-Cola quickly set up business in East Germany; even giving free coolers to merchants. It
was a money-losing proposition in the short run as East German money was virtually worthless.
It was a shrewd business decision made quicker than any government body could ever hope
to act.
       "naked economics" by Charles Wheelan (Norton): "In a sense, it was Adam Smith's
invisible hand passing Coca-Cola through the Berlin Wall. Coke representatives weren't under-
taking any great humanitarian gesture as they passed beverages to the newly liberated East
Germans. Nor were they making a bold statement about the future of communism. They were
looking after business--expanding their global market, boosting profits, and making share-
holders happy. And that is the punch line of capitalism: the market aligns incentives in such a
way that individuals working for their own best interest--passing out Coca-Cola, spending years
in graduate school, planting a field of soybeans, designing a radio that will work in the shower--
leads to a thriving and ever-improving standard of living for most (though not all) members of
society."
       "...a complex economy involves billions of transactions every day, the vast majority of
which happen without any direct government involvement. And it is not just that things get done;
our lives grow steadily better in the process."
       Its when gov gets involved that the process encounters problems: high corporate taxes and
over-regulation. B.O. talks about his blue-print for our economy - watch out! Communist
countries attempt - and fail - to create blue-prints and micro-manage. Leave people, for the
most part to their own devices, and they will improve their lot in life and in the process make
life better for other by creating jobs, for example, so that they can acquire more of what they
want for themselves. Selfish is good.
Beverages:
Al Hitchcock: "Now a stranger approacheth to tell us what to do with our extra farlings." {run
commercial} This A.D.D. Moment is brought to you by Adderall and Coke - the better pick-me-
upper. After all these years, we finally discover what Desi Arnaz was singing about: babalu
(babalu I-A). The voodoo equivalent (in Cuba) of the Catholic saint Lazarus! (More at rickaddsite:
connect via Facebook Second American Revolution). AH: "Next week, I shall be back again with
another {article} until then, Goodnight."
Desert:
Americans enjoy the best healthcare in the world. Why? The rich acting in their own self-interest
are willing to pay for it. In so doing, we all benefit. Libs don't get it: the Invisible Hand. Libs
bemoan the fact that the rich get better healthcare than the poor. They should! But, the fact is:
the American poor get much better care than the poor in any other country! The rich benefit and
in the process everyone else. And, B.O. wants socialized medicine!!!
CJ: "The last article was OK." RD: "This one is much better. They all can't be gems." CJ: "Modesty
aside, most are."
Ed makes an appearance at comsat-ak with "Excursion into Philosophy."


Monday, January 23, 2012

Fwd: Rod Presents Twilight Zone's Mission to Mars/Mission to Muslim



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Subject: Rod Presents Twilight Zone's Mission to Mars/Mission to Muslim

               Rod Presents Twilight Zone's Mission to Mars/Mission to Muslim
               Commander: Citizen Journalist; Pilot: Richard DePersio;
               Mission Specialists: Sherlock Holmes, John Hamish Watson;
               Capcom: Alfred Hitchcock
 
Pre-Mission Briefing:
Citizen Journalist: "Welcome Back, Kotter." Richard D.: "Oh, is he contributing
too?" CJ: "No, we have enough. Thank you." RD: "Speaking of earth orbital flight."
Dr. Watson: "Wonderful!" Sherlock: "Commonplace." RD: "Speaking of flight to Mars."
SH: "Wonderful! I remember when in 1877, Giovanni Shiaparelli wrote about seeing
'canali' on Mars and it had been mistranslated into English as canals. The American,
Percival Lovell ran with it. Channels indicate a natural waterway as opposed to
canals which are man-made; in this case, Martian-made. He wrote three books and
numerous articles beginning in the 1890s about a dying Martian civilization
struggling to transport water from the poles via canals to its major cities at its
equator." RD: "Speaking of dying civilization. The teaching of Western Civilization,
especially, in a positive light - one might say, the rise and fall of Western Civilization -
has been on a decline since the 1960s. Interestingly, that is when there was a major
shift (1965) to allowing more immigration from Latin America and Asia and little from Europe:
liberal social experimentation. It is similar to what happened in some Western European
countries in the early '90s. Many churches were in bad financial shape so a Church tax was
introduced to help out. It resulted in a further decline of church attendance, especially, by
the young. They didn't want to pay a tax to attend services. Of course, the governments
denied that this was their real covert goal. Just like the libs deny that changing American
Identity was their goal in 1965. See article downstairs."
First Stage:
As is our wont, we start off with cosmos followed by cosmos (which means world) and
Offending with Truth when circumstances warrant.
       A day on Mars lasts 24 hours and 37 minutes. It takes 687 earth days to orbit the sun
once. Mars which appears red in the sky is 4,221 miles in diameter. You can tell if you
are looking at a planet or a star: star appear to twinkle.
       No one expected the Opportunity rover on Mars to last 8 years. It has now begun to
probe the Martian interior using radio waves much like the way we study earth's interior.
Second Stage:
What the hell is going on in crazy NYC! Recently, the Empire State Building was lit in the
colors of the Chinese Lunar New Year. Despicable. We should be celebrating are
oneness and not our differences. We should celebrate that which made us great!
       Western Civilization and the American Division. It used to be that people immigrated
here and over time limited their customs and traditions to their homes or abandoned them
as they proudly took on an American Identity. As we stated in one of our sub-floors, only
Western history and culture should be taught in elementary and high schools. Further, a
minimum of 75% of American history should concern the white Protestants of European
descent who made it (actually, they are responsible for over 90%!).
        Bigotry? No, the Truth!
        We were a melting pot: People came here to be American and were glad that their
children were learning Western Culture. Again, things have changed more and more since
the 1960s when the socialistic teacher's unions first formed.
        Jews for the most part became Americanized after they began coming here in large
numbers in the 1880s (See "Our Chosen People" www.quasarpolitics.blogspot.com ). What have
 muslims done besides blow up and crash!!! Most so-called moderate mosques in America and
Europe receive financial support from the muslim brotherhood (lower-case letters intentional).
Renounce those funds if you don't want us to think that you are in-the-closet radicals and terrorists.
They are ruining small towns throughout our land by building their 'people of the domes' extra-large
versions in the center of those towns ruining the nature and appearance. Freedom of religion:
they have that right but they are required to adapt to us not we to them. The people of these
towns have lived there all of their lives and have ancestors who go way back: real Americana.
They should be good neighbors and ask where they can locate their eyesores! Then, they
complain that they are victims of harassment. The inconsiderate's ask for it.
        Why don't more muslim leaders speak out against terrorism. Western Europe is being
torn a part. WC (Western Civilization not Water Closet. Although, it is being flushed down the
toilet in favor of multi-cultural which the govs there have begun to reconsider. And so should we!
Mid-Course Correction:
Alfred Hitchcock: "Here is the sponsor's message. Please study, initial and pass on." {run
commercial} Citizen 'Your Shoot-from-the-Hip/Non-PC Cripple' Journalist's CJCS (Citizen
Journalist/Cayuga Productions/Shamley Productions) Comsats is the best bar none! This A.D.D.
Moment is brought to you by Adderall and Chapel Vineyard's Cabernet: the Better Mixer.
Recently, Greg Gutfeld pointed out in a British assent that Wikipedia wasn't available for a
day in protest of a congressional bill and that it enabled readers to re-discover Encyclopedia
Britannica. Actually, EA has been published out of Chicago since 1920; no British ascent
required. AH: "Next week, I shall be back again with another {article}. Until then, Goodnight."
Landing:
In "Naked Economics" by Charles Wheelan (W.W. Norton, 2010), he states, "...most of the
reckless behavior that led to the financial crisis was predictable, given the incentives built
into the system..." No where does he mention the pressure placed on banks by barney frank's
fannie and freddie to issue high-risk mortgages to people with little or no credit. A situation that
Bush tried to rectify in 2005 and was blocked by frank's behind. The crisis was largely caused
by f and f. Wheelan blames mortgage brokers and the banks themselves - perpetuating the
liberal myth.
Post-Flight De-Briefing:
Two weeks ago: Visits: 797, Readers: 427; Last week: 834, 437. Thank you.
 
 


Monday, January 16, 2012

Fwd: NIGHTHAWKS DINER...



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Sent: Mon, Jan 16, 2012 12:36 pm
Subject: NIGHTHAWKS DINER...

                                 Edward Hopper Presents Nighthawks Diner
                                                         by
                          Manager: Richard Hooker; Cook: Citizen Journalist;
                  Cook: Richard DePersio; Waitress: Bridget 'Knocko' McCarthy*
                                         Bartender: Alfred Hitchcock
 
MENU:
Appetizer: Citizen Journalist: "We wish to welcome the newest member of our
staff: Knocko; she is one tough cookie!" It's great to be here. It's like a class
reunion, I know so many of the staff members." CJ: "All this talk about venture
capitalists. They invest in new companies and new products. They should be
investing in companies like SpaceX and not Uncle Sam. They might demand that
a company downsize before they are willing to invest which could mean selling
off asserts and laying off workers. If successful, the company will later be in a
position to hire new workers and, perhaps, exceed the number of workers that it
originally had. It is so high risk that banks won't grant a loan. It is good capitalism
unlike crony capitalism: bailing out banks and sparing union bosses and workers
any pain in auto industry: stock holders and corporate execs did all the suffering
because of an unconstitutional bankruptcy judge - Obama!" Richard D.: "I think that
 'Leave it to Beaver' was the first series to have a series' finale' (a special final
episode), as opposed to, a final episode (indistinguishable from any other episode).
Knocko: "The U.S. Supreme Court has told the Obama Administration to butt out
when it comes to the hiring and firing of ministers and educators at religious
institutions. Obama having wanted to apply employment laws and regulations.
They were told that religious orgs were exempt: they could hire and fire whomever
they pleased. It should be extended to private sector." CJ: "Knocko, that was a
knocko and Richard D. that was an A.D.D."
(This article is being co-produced by CJCS {Citizen Journalist/Cayuga Productions/
Shamley Productions} Studios).
First Course: As is our wont, we start off with cosmos followed by cosmos (meaning
world) and Offending with Truth when circumstances warrant.
      There are three basic types of asteroids: stony; stony-iron; iron. Asteroids in the
outer part of the belt contain water.
      "Originally, astronomers thought that asteroids were remnants of a planet that had
been destroyed; now they believe asteroids to be material that never became a planet,
possibly because it was affected by Jupiter's strong gravity."** (See articles downstairs
for more info on asteroids).
      Recently, NASA Administrator Charles Bolden gave his stamp of approval for Lockheed
Martin Space Systems Co.'s test-version of the Orion. The next version Orion is slated for
an unmanned mission to high orbit and back in 2014.
Entree': The U.S. was a minor industrialized nation in 1870. Miraculously, in a mere
30 years, we were tied with England as the world's leading industrialized powers. By
1920, we occupied that position solo.
      During this period, while it centered around manufacturing, the Industrial Revolution,
included, Rockefeller in oil, Carnegie in steel, Morgan in banking, Armour in meat
packing. There were the contributions of the independent inventors in the U.S. as well.
Edison, Bell, Westinghouse and others inventing: the skyscraper, cable car, telephone,
light bulb, air brake, refrigerated rail road car, phonograph, fountain pen, Kodak camera,
movie camera and, let's not forget, the zipper.
      We became a post-industrialized or service economy in the '80s but failed to retain
a strong industrial base. During the last few years manufacturing is returning. Does
Obama deserve credit? It's returning to the southern states without unions. Obama is a
union puppet bent on destroying American jobs. American companies want to hire
American workers for patriotic reasons. Naturally, that isn't their prime motivator. In
terms of output, American employees are the best in the world. An advantage negated by
outlandish unions demands. In non-union, right-to-work states, workers are compensated
far more than workers in foreign plants but less than those in union states. Of course,
American companies which aren't international have no choice which can lead, eventually,
to bankruptcy. This can even be the case for American-based international companies
with most or all of their factories here. Companies can wind up owing the union pension
more than what the company is worth. In the end, stock/bond holders and creditors get the
shaft while pensioners get their pensions and many workers' early retirement
packages after assets are sold.
      Students are taught about the glorious unions beginning in first grade but they aren't
taught the truth, for example, it was fed, state and local govs a long with unions that
promoted discrimination. While the big bad corporations didn't for the past 100 years. Their
motives weren't all that noble - they desired expanding markets.
      Retaining the world's second highest corporate income tax of 35% (only Japan is
higher - coming in at 38%) and creating new regulations on a daily basis will only force
American headquartered companies to open up more factories in foreign countries.
      We're going to say what others, including, conservative politicians are afraid to say:
the super-rich, the rich and the upper-middle class pay more than their fair share of
taxes! The 1 % wealthiest Americans pay 38% of federal income taxes and the 10%
richest 67%. It's the mid-middle class, the lower-middle class and the working poor who
fail to support their fed gov (much of which is unconstitutional but that's another story).
They pay little or nothing or receive a small to large refund! Most of the non-working are
parasites!
Drinks: This A.D.D. Moment is brought to you by Adderall and 7 Up - the better mixer.
"...When I got home I {Alan Alda, age 7} had to throw up. They held my head as I leaned
over the toilet. My knees buckled and I nearly fell into the bowl. They caught me and held
me up. I could hear my mother whisper to my father, 'He has polio.' My father whispered
hoarsely, 'Come on, will you. You always think the worst.'...She had been reading about
polio in magazines...At the hospital they stuck a long needle in the spine...I had polio...I
wasn't allowed out of the house {largely limited to his room}...No friends...The country was
on the throes of an epidemic {circa 1940}. People were afraid to go to public swimming
pools or theaters for fear of the contagion."*** He grew up to be a feminist.
Alfred Hitchcock: "One more commercial for the road. Upon my return, I shall add just the
chaser." {run commercial} Citizen Journalist articles are well-preserved having been kept in
a sealed mayonnaise jar on CJ's back porch. Do read articles on pages 1 and 2. AH: "...if you
have no contagions, our commercials will create them for you...Goodnight."
Dessert: "Naked Economics" by Charles Wheelan (W.W. Norton and Co.,2010). "...
Individuals don't get the bill for this behavior, but society does - in the form of air pollution,
global warming, and urban sprawl. The best way to deal with this growing problem is not the
stuff of laissez-faire conservatives usually talk about. It is higher taxes on gasoline and cars.
...will the cost of climbing behind the wheel of a car reflect the real social cost of that
activity. Similarly, large subsidies for public transportation would properly reward those
commuters who spare the rest of us by not getting into their cars."
      Where to begin!?! He is wrong on so many levels: 1) Liberal U.N. global warming science
was discredited in 2006; 2) Fed Gov punishing and rewarding citizens! The Founding Fathers
believed that people could say anything that they wanted - positive or negative, smart or stupid,
kind or hurtful (hate speech and verbal sexual harassment laws are unconstitutional). They
felt that people had a right to act properly or recklessly, in their self-interests or for the benefit
of others - so long as they didn't violate laws of which they wanted few. Fed Gov manipulating
behavior!; 3) More spending equates to more taxes. When people have less of their hard earned
money, they are less free.
Prices: Two weeks ago: Visits: 713, Readers: 385 (Average of AddThis Analytics and Google
Analytics); Last week: Visits: 833, Readers: 427. Thank You, Please Come Again.
*Back when Bridget was a Captain in a MASH unit "was maybe thirty-five years old, five feet
eight inches of solid maple, and she did not ordinarily tolerate lip from the Swampmen or her
immediate superior...Houlihan, either. This last endeared her to the Swampmen who did not call
her 'Knocko' for nothing, for they knew she could take out any one of them in a head-on..."
**"The Handy Science Book," Visible Ink Press. 1994. ***"never have your dog stuffed," by Alan
Alda, Random House Trade Paperback, 2006.
 


Sunday, January 8, 2012

Fwd: Number Six Presents...




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To: rrdd3939 <rrdd3939@aol.com>
Sent: Sun, Jan 8, 2012 5:54 pm
Subject: Nuber Six Presents...





                   Number Six (aka Drake) Presents a Tribute to Nancy: The Lady in Red* (Live)
                                by Citizen Journalist, Richard DePersio and Dago Red
Simul-Cast on CJCS** (Citizen Journalist/Cyuga***/Shamley****) Network (mostly in red)
Citizen Journalist: "The longest running sitcom is 'Ozzy and Harriet' - 14 years.The 'Simpsons'
have lasted longer and some claim that it is the longest running. We say that it is the longest
running prime-time cartoon. Of course, someday computer-animation may be so good that you
won't be able to distinguish it from real people! Richard D.: "We have 308,000 troops stationed
outside of the U.S. not counting those in the Middle East."
FOX News Alert (We at FOX like them so much, we have them about every 5 minutes!):
Bestiality and the U.S. soldier will be arriving at a base near you (See "Parents and Grandparents
must connect to the latter via Home Pages: Facebook Richard DePersio and Twitter @rickaddsite
or make life easy on yourself by becoming a Friend or doing a Follow}).
{We rejoin "Number Six..." still in progress}
Dago Red: "... she said: 'not there with that!'" {Audience roars with laughter}
Back in the late '30s and early '40s, young women had a philosophy/expression: Ashes to ashes,
Dust to dust, of you don't like my figure, Keep your hands off my Bust. How does CJ know? He
was a girl in a previous life; guys used to say of her: Give her a beer and she'll follow you
anywhere, Stroke her hair and off will come her underwear.
As is out won't, we start off with cosmos followed by cosmos (which means world) and Offending
with Truth when circumstances warrant.
       Near-earth asteroids are classified into three types predicated on their perihelion (closest
part of the orbit to the sun) and aphelion (the furthest they get from the sun): Atens (647 known);
Amors (2,920 known) and Apollos (4,289 known). Worry: 1,215 NEOs are also PHOs (Potentially
Hazardous Objects; see article one floor down). We are aware of 824 NEOs with a diameter of .6
miles or greater which would result in a mass extinction if collided with earth and 148 of these are
PHOs.
FOX News Alert: Two weeks ago. 398 Visits and 191 Readers (average: AddThis and Google).
This week...drum roll, please {drums rolling}...this week: Visits: 731!!! Readers: 365! Thank You!!!!!!
In 1776, over 90% of those living in the New England States were of English descent while over
50% in the other states were. Most of the rest were Irish, German, French. The Irish
representation increased during the 1840-50s due to the Potato Famine in Ireland. There was an
influx of Italians and East European Jews between 1820-1924. Other nationalities prior to 1924
came to our shores in smaller numbers.
       The Immigration Act of 1924 sought to preserve the American Identity by allowing immigration
from Northern and Western Europe, very little from Southern and Eastern Europe (too bad for
Our Chosen People and too bad for America) and virtually known from Africa and Asia. The
Immigration Act of 1965 was the reverse with the addition of giving high priority to Latin American
countries.. It is claimed that no one thought that there would be a large influx from these countries
and a change to American Identity. We found that hard to except. It was in the '60s that liberals began
to become critical of Western Civilization/Culture and began their efforts toward creating revisionist
American history (today over 60% of every American history textbook is negative on America!).
       Like it or not, over 90% of the greatest Americans were white Europeans (including, Jews) and
over 90% of the important discoveries and inventions must be credited to them and their Western
Culture. Is it bigotry or a desire to retain American greatness that we favor American identity.
We done enough for the world's poor and downtrodden. Let's limit immigration to educated rich
and middle class Europeans plus some Asians (on average Asians score higher on standard I.Q.
tests than whites, whites higher than blacks and browns).
       There are an estimated 12 million illegal's with 9 million of them being brown. If we
legalize them and, eventually, they bring over there parents and children, we are talking about
close to 40 million. The legal browns on average have more babies than whites and blacks.
Blacks fought for their rights as citizens, it wasn't handed to them and until 2000 had outnumbered
browns. Now, their political clout has been diminished.
       Whites were 95% of the population in 1776 are now down to 67%. What will happen if we
legalize the illegals? By 2035, there won't be a majority in America - whites will be below 51%;
by 2075 or sooner, browns will replace us as the largest minority.
       Bigotry or a desire to retain American greatness!?!
Alfred Hitchcock: "And, now we have a commercial, that is, you have a commercial, I'm swearing
off." (run commercial} Citizen Journalist Comsats offers the best web sites this side of the Galaxy.
This A.D.D. Moment is sponsored by Adderall and Vick's Cough Medicine - enjoy being sick.
The neocortex of the brain consists of 8 lobes. Next week, we'll be back with another {article}.
Until then, Goodnight.
CJ: "What should we say next." RD: "Do we have to write more for our callow sciolist cretin readers?"
CJ: "I just realized: where back from commercial, mike is live/open!" RD: "We've been joking
around during commercial. Welcome back, wonderful intelligent readers. The jerks bought it."
CJ: "Your mike is open."
RD: "A women in a previous life. Let's continue friends..."
Not to mention what progressives/liberals have done to our country over the past 100-plus years. More
and more replacing our beautiful Judeo-Christian/Capitalist/Constructionalist Constitution with
the progressive/secular 'living' constitution. You mentioned it!
      Communism failed. Socialism is failing. What's left of capitalism will fail within the next 15 years
if we don't reduce the debt by at least $9 trillion over the next 10 years with $8 trillion in spending
cuts and $1 trillion in new revenue by lower rates and eliminating deductions (you will increase tax
revenue in a way that isn't detrimental to economy. People, especially, rich will be sending
more $$$s to Uncle Sam but won't mind because they will be making so much more and in the
process creating jobs and enhancing R & D).
Director Duke Forrest: "That's a wrap. Run credits and footnotes..."
Writers: Citizen Journalist/Richard DePersio/Dago Red; Producer: Number Six; Director: Duke
Forrest.
*If memory serves Nancy Reagan's (this article is dedicated to her) favorite color was RED and that
Ron was more likely to call on a female reporter at a press conference if she was wearing red. Fems
got wise, wore red and increased there chances of being selected by the Great One.
**Merger completed. ***Late Rod's company. ****Late Al's company.
(Please read articles below and on page 2).
       


Monday, January 2, 2012

Fwd: BOONDOGGLE...




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Sent: Mon, Jan 2, 2012 9:57 am
Subject: BOONDOGGLE...



                      The Tennessee Valley Authority (TVA) Presents Boondoggle
                 by Citizen Journalist, Richard DePersio and Spearchucker Jones
      (Numbers, we have numbers! Two weeks ago: Visits: 541, Readers: (average) 166; Last
                week: Visits: 398, Readers: {Google: 210, AddThis: 173} {Average} 191)
 
Citizen Journalist: "This article isn't live but on videotape. We wish to welcome Spearchucker
to our writing staff. He is our token black. There were those that claimed that 'Citizen
Journalist Comsats' was lily-white; this, in spite of the fact, that all of our janitors and
some of our secretaries are black as are the doorman at the entrance to our five comsats
(web sites). Welcome, Spearchucker, let's break bread together. We have: cornbread,
fried chicken, black-eyed peas and watermelon. We want you to feel at home. Draw your
weekly paycheck. You need not report to work everyday nor contribute to future articles.
S: "After all of these years, it's good to be back with Dago and Duke. I never got to know
Ho Jon - the yella one." CJ: "The wearing of the white sheet to 'CJC' functions is optional."
Richard D.: "Have you ever noticed on movies and TV shows how lightning and thunder
transpire at the same time? In reality, we see the flash prior to hearing the sound - light
travels faster than sound. It irritates me." CJ: "Thank you for that contribution which was
most apropos to what we are talking about." RD: "Indeed. It's during such storms that the
bogeyman or booger man is most likely to kill or abduct the lily-white lads. With the
inclusion of the Spearchucker, we can no longer be accused of being bigots. Rumors laid
to rest. I was remiss: CJ's brother-in-law is black." (See: "The Truth About Blacks Colored"
downstairs).
As is our wont, we commence with cosmos followed by dealing with cosmos (which means
world) and Offending with Truth when circumstances warrant.
      The orbits of asteroids in the Asteroid Belt around the sun are nearly circular. There are
times when the gravity of Jupiter will nudge an asteroid into an elliptical orbit wherein the closest
part of its orbit around the sun crosses earth's orbit. These are known as near-earth asteroids.
The closest part of their orbit is .9 to 1.3 AUs (Astronomical Unit is the distance of the earth
from the sun and is about 93 million miles). The dangerous ones are over 500 feet wide; over
.6 miles could cause a mass extinction. Those that are over 500 feet, we list there distance
as fractions or multiples of the moon distance from earth (about 250,000 miles).
      The earth has two moons! There is an asteroid that is 3.3. feet wide and orbiting the earth.
Such orbits are temporary; they stop orbiting the earth within a year when they infrequently
occur - caught be earth gravity.(See "Citizen Journalist Caveat" at www.rickaddsite.blogspot.com )
It's time to play: When was it written. Was it written: yesterday?; Last year?; Five years Ago?
"It is as difficult to talk to votaries of the TVA about their dreamchild, as it is to talk to the
American Civil Liberties Union about the Bill of Rights. They don't want to discuss it, they want to
burn incense to it." (CJ: By the bye. the ACL is the most dangerous lib org in existence. Founded in
the 1920s with the overt and claimed mission of protecting our  rights; its covert mission has been to
transform U.S. into a secular-progressive nation with a 'living' constitution far removed from our
Founding Fathers. They have achieved much!). Let's get back to our game. If you said "1963" you
are right. Your prize: Tear another page out of the U.S. Constitution. ("Quotations from Chairman
Bill" {Buckley} compiled by David Franke, Pocket Books). (From the TVA's inception in the '20s to
the present, libs have considered the TVA a complete success).
       What does the late President Ronald Reagan have to say? Citizen Journalist: "Pardon me for
being late for I was in the bathroom; let's be PC: man's room. Of course, the two of you know each
other: Bill and Ron; pardon me for taking liberties Mr. President. Mr. Reagan, you are the man. The
article is yours...Ronald Reagan: "...considered above criticism, sacred as motherhood, is TVA.
This program started as a flood control project; the Tennessee Valley was periodically ravaged by
destructive floods. The Army Engineers set out to solve this problem. They said that it was possible
that once in 500 years there could be a total capacity flood that would inundate some 600,000
acres. Well the engineers fixed that. They made a permanent lake which inundated a million
acres. This solved the problem of the floods, but the annual interest on the TVA debt is five times as
great as the annual flood damage they sought to correct. Of course, you will point out that TVA gets
electric power from the impounded waters, and this is true, but today 85 per cent of the TVA's
electricity is generated in coal burning steam plants. Now perhaps you'll charge that I'm
overlooking the navigable waterway that was created, providing cheap barge traffic, but the bulk of
the freight on that waterway is coal being shipped to the TVA steam plants, and the cost of
maintaining that channel each year would pay for shipping all the coal by rail, and there would be
money left over.
      "One last argument remains:  the prosperity produced by such large programs of government
spending. Certainly there are few areas where more spending has taken place. The Labor Department
lists 50 per cent of the 169 counties on the Tennessee valley as permanent areas of poverty,
distress, and unemployment."
      Citizen Journalist: "Thank you Mr. President and Bill. Though, the U.S. Supreme Court ignorantly
deemed it constitutional it constitutes one of the biggest U.S. socialist projects ever! BIG GOV follows
one stupid decision with another; gov projects get bigger with time and these projects get progressively
worse. Just look at fed gov involvement in healthcare: $40 billion of annual waste and fraud in Medicare and
Medicaid. What does our socialist president want: BIGGER gov involvement in healthcare! Fed gov can
create gov jobs that curtail the freedoms of businesses and the citizenry; also redundant and
unnecessary gov jobs. They can create short-lived private sector jobs. Only the private sector can create
numerous creative and meaningful long-lived jobs in the private sector. Keynesian Libs like FDR, LBJ and
Obama worshipped at the Keynesian alter spending BILLIONS of YOUR $$$s on failed gov projects and
failed shovel-ready projects (in some cases contracting with private companies; nearly 1 Trillion was spent
by Obama in stimulus to create nearly 2 million gov and private sector jobs - virtually all the private sector
jobs were short-lived! Never are newly created gov jobs short-lived! Do you think that your $$$s were wisely
 spent!?! Each job cost: you do the math). As we stated in an article a  few floors down (focus; take an
Adderall to remember the name of the article before the end of this article), In the private sector, 3% of workers
 are laid-off or fired annually; in the public arena: 1/2%! Could it be that gov workers are so good? Not likely!
 It is virtually impossible to lay-off or fire an incompetent gov worker due to gov unions and civil service rules.
RD: "The late Alfred Hitchcock is on vacation. Do visit downstairs: Start with Sub-Floor 1 and proceed down
another level. Each level is filled with good stuff and not out of date: We swear to NASA Enjoy!
Spearchucker, welcome aboard. Make yourself scarce." {Director Topper: "Cut. That's a wrap. Great job."}
 
 



Monday, December 26, 2011

Fwd: The Cartwright's Present...



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Sent: Mon, Dec 26, 2011 1:58 pm
Subject: The Cartwright's Present...

       The Cartwright's Present HEEHAW Second American Revolution L-i-v-e HEEHAW
                       by Citizen Journalist, Richard DePersio and Tom Jefferson
 
Little Joe Cartwright: "Give it up for Citizen Journalist, Richard DePersio, and brought
back by popular demand, Tom Jefferson. {enter stage door left: the three writers and the
four producers* on horseback, thunderous applause, standing 'O'}
Citizen Journalist: "Thank you. Thank you... {they dismount, applause ascends} ...Thank
you. Please calm down... {young women are tossing their hotel keys on stage} ...Please
get a hold of yourselves... {women of all ages throwing their bras on stage} ...Thank you.
Gratis - round up those who are responding to gratis...{crowd finally regains control of their
senses. appropriate audience members are taken into custody}...
Citizen Journalist: "Let's do the numbers for last week: Visits: 541; Readers: (Google) 193,
(AddThis) 139 (Average: 166; we'll take it, we want to do better, please tell your cyber-friends
about us). Richard D.: "Citizen 'Unpredictable' Journalist: He is famous for his extra-long
prefaces. This article is sans preface and unusually short due to illness."
T.J.: "There will be those who argue that this constitutes a preface and that it wasn't short in
relation to article proper."
C.J.: It would represent an exercise in futility and foolishness to argue with one's Father."
As is our wont, we open with cosmos followed by world (which means cosmos).
       What are Trojan Asteroids? There are points 60 degrees ahead of and behind a body of smaller
mass (let's say, a planet) where its gravity is equal to that of the much more massive but
much more distant object that it orbits (say, a star) where bodies can reside; these are the
Lagrangian or Trojan points. Objects of this nature exist ahead of and behind (but in the same orbit)
as Neptune and Jupiter (in the case of the latter, they are named after heroes of The Trojan War -
Greek ahead and Trojans behind). What about the inner planets? We have detected four for
Mars and. only recently, one for earth. (Just because they can exist doesn't mean that they have
to exist). (See :CJ's World and Welcome to It" at www.rickaddsite.blogspot.com ). You can limit
yourself to referring to the Trojans of Jupiter and calling other such bodies near these points
Lagrangian Asteroids (a special class of asteroids) or you may chose to call all such bodies
Trojan Asteroids (but remember some of those of Jupiter are named after Trojan heroes).
The U.S. Constitution" specifies the areas under the jurisdiction of fed gov. It also states, "the
general welfare of the people." Amendment Ten in the Bill of Rights to the U.S. Constitution
declares that any power not given directly to fed gov must be considered a state or a people power.
What were are Founding Fathers thinking? Fortunately, we have one here brought to us via the
Einstein/Rosen Bridge. They anticipated that in the future, STATES and the PEOPLE might
decide that a particular area effected all or virtually all Americans and could only be handled well
at the national level. They hoped that this wouldn't transpire often for they feared a too powerful
fed gov (after all, we had just fought a war to get free of a king).
       We can see fed funding of NASA - the Space Race followed by new competitors (we must
have the cutting-edge technology that NASA generates for private sector which benefits virtually
all Americans. We can see that research by The Atomic Energy Commission and the research
that it does in conjunction with universities regarding atomic power is vital to national security and
energy independence. DARPA (the Defense advanced research org) is vital to the national security
of all of us (later, its finds applications in private sector; it takes longer to do so than NASA R & D).
DARPA does it own studies and does so in conjunction with universities; like AEC, it issues grants.
       It is difficult to justify most of the $$$s fed gov spends on pure and applied (technology)
research, especially, National Science Foundation and Institute of Public Health. Research of a
psychological, sociological and educational nature. Funding of medical technology and pharmacological
development. This should be done by charitable donations in some cases and private companies in
others. And, it is already is! As should most physics and engineering (with the exception of those
mentioned above).
      The X Foundation offers $10 million prizes. The winner of the first non-gov vehicle to fly a
sub-orbital flight with a pilot aboard has his concept purchased by Virgin Galactic and incorporated
into SpaceShipTwo (for future tourist flights). Virgin receives no fed funding! The X Foundation is now
offering a prize to a car that gets 100 miles to a gallon and the first non-gov craft to land on the moon
(unmanned). Its goal is to promote radical breakthroughs to benefit humanity and to foster the
development of new industries (thinking way outside of the box and tackling novel problems with radical
solutions and new technologies much as DARPA does; one might hope that it could replace DARPA
some day but much of what DARPA does is secret).
      NASA ranks as a rarity: a successful gov program! Subsidies to private companies to develop
crafts to go to and from space station (Uncle Sam chooses winners and loses, its not predicated only
on a companies abilities but political considerations as to who gets a subsidy) should end with half of
money planned for the future going toward debt reduction and the other half to NASA.
Alfred Hitchcock: "I would like you to meet a gentleman whom I never dreamed would become quite
impossible." {run commercial} CJ: "Look downstairs for articles dealing with hate speech, sexual
harassment, anchor babies amongst other Citizen 'Offending with Truth' Journalist topics." When the
moon formed it was 14,000 miles away and is now about 250,000. It recedes at the same rate as a
fingernail grows. {run commercial} CJ: "This A.D.D. moment is brought to you by Adderall and Johnny
Walker Scotch - the better mixer. Filibuster comes from the Dutch word freebooter (pirate). In the
U.S. Senate a filibuster occurs when a small group of senators seize control of the floor to block
legislation. Traditional filibusters are a thing of the past. You block legislation by calling for a
vote on whether on not to proceed with the vote on the legislation. If 60 votes aren't mustered, senate
must proceed to something else. AH: "Goodnight."
The New York legislator passes a 'millionaire's tax' and 'crippled taxi' bill. Clearly, they want millionaires,
who already pay their fair share of taxes, to move out of N.Y. State, especially, N.Y. City!
Government as mommy and daddy is not what our Founding Fathers intended. Citizen 'Your Shoot-from-
the-Hip/Non-PC Cripple' Journalist. A certain percentage of taxis are now required to be cripple-
accessible. It will cost money to comply; cost of taxi rides for all will rise. Won't it be wonderful if other
states do the self-same thing!!!
     We wouldn't have objected to gov recommending. One company might decide to make this percentage
accessible while another might choose a different figure. Another company might decide to let other
companies have crippled business (for there isn't much of it in their estimation) and save money or hire
more; some drivers might even be semi-disabled but perfectly capable of driving. We opposed American
Disabilities Act too!
     Fed gov takes powers and rights away from states, businesses and citizens; state gov from businesses
and citizens. It is easier to start a business in Hong Kong and parts of the rest of China than it is in the
U.S.! It is even easier to get a product to market! What happened to Capitalism!?!
{the better mixer is kickin' in}
*Little Joe with Ben (father) and Adam and Hoss (brothers).
 


Monday, December 19, 2011

Fwd: Topper Presents...



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Sent: Mon, Dec 19, 2011 12:06 pm
Subject: Topper Presents...

                    Topper* Presents  Second American Revolution continues LIVE
                 by Citizen Journalist, Richard DePersio, George and Marion  Kerby**
        (Get to Know Your Citizen 'America's Candidate' Journalist Better: Read this and
                       at least nine subsequent articles, we worked hard on them!)
 
Richard D. "I'm in particularly   good mood."  Citizen  Journalist: " It   is rare indeed when
you are in such a state. You must have numbers." R.D.: "Indeed! We are out of our slump.
For the past few months, we've had about 100 readers and about 385 visits per week - mostly
pleasant, I  hasten to add. Our new numbers...drum roll, please {drums rolling} Readers:
133, Visits:  456! {standing 'O' from studio audience} Thank you, please sit down. {his right
hand is signaling audience to continue applauding} Please, enough, thank you. We thank
those here, as well as, those who will soon be seeing this on tape. C.J.: "I have some
interesting numbers too. A new Gallop poll on the question: 'What is the biggest threat to
U.S. in the future? - Big Government: 65%, Big Business: 25%, Big Labor: 8%. It would be
interesting to know what percentage of the 65 consider BL as their second choice." RD: Do
you know what gets me? NYU is developing a course on the impact of the OWSers when
only 25% fear BB. Why not a course on Tea Party-ers. Their liberalism is showing! Another
useless course to go a long with useless majors. Those who have such decrees are a big part of
the clueless OWS movement and want taxpayers to pay off their student loans!" {audience
roars with laughter} CJ: "Who says moderates and conservatives ain't cool. The staff of Citizen
Journalist Comsats watches FOX's Red Eye! You don't learn much but you get to laugh at stupid
people in general and libs in particular!" RD: "Below Newt gets graded and report card will be signed
by Iowa caucus-ers."
As is our wont, we start off with cosmos (which means world) and, then, we deal with the world
and Offending with Truth when circumstances warrant. {considering audio/visual-preface, it might
appear as if we got off to an early start - a pre-mature ejaculation of sorts...religious prudes in
the audience laugh nervously and, then, gaze downward}
      The asteroid belt consist of rocky and metallic objects with very little water. Ceres was
discovered in 1801. It was considered a planet and  it fit neatly according to Bode's Law on the
spacing of the planets which we discussed in our last article. After a few years, astronomers
began discovering other such objects between Mars and Jupiter - Ceres was downgraded to one
of many asteroids.
      Pluto was discovered in 1930 and was considered a planet until 2006 when it too was
downgraded - numerous objects were being found beyond Neptune which are mostly frozen water,
methane and ammonia with small amounts of rock and dirt. These objects make up the Kuiper Belt
 - they can fall into the inner solar  system, thereby, becoming comets. Another class of objects form a
shell around the inner solar system - further, out than the Kuiper Belt - called the Oort Cloud. They too
 become comets upon entering the inner solar system and are described as dirty snowballs: mostly
water with a modest to a moderate amount of    dirt  and   rock    -  more water and less dirt/rock than
most Kuipers. Some Oort and Kuiper objects become comets.
     A majority of astronomers     decided to upgrade Pluto and Ceres - but not to the level that they once
enjoyed: dwarf  planets- along with Eris, MakeMake (sound like something a child does), Heumea.
A large minority of astronomers disagree:   they    consider them the largest Kuiper Belt objects with the
exception of Ceres which they still consider the largest asteroid. (See "The World and Cosmos (world)
According to Citizen Journalist at comsat: www.quasarpolitics.blogspot.com ).
     NASA is developing a harpoon and     bow to fire into and collect samples from comet nucleus in its
"Comet Nucleus Sample Return Mission."
The Newt Scoreboard: Balls: 2 (he certainly has those!), Strikes: 1.
Moon Mining...He favors while all the other Republican candidates oppose; further, the scientifically
illiterate candidates have implied that they wouldn't shed a tear over the demise of NASA, therefore, we
assume that they would continue Obama's policy of killing NASA!
        Silicon and Helium-3 are far more abundant on the Moon than they are on earth. Using mass
drivers it would be relatively inexpensive to mine or scoop up the material. It's an expensive and tedious
process on earth due to scarcity and gravity. Helium can be inexpensively transported to earth for use in
the under development fusion plants. (We presently have fission plants; fusion would be safer and less
expensive. NASA should play a major role in developing fusion; See "Ahead of the Curve at www.rickaddsite.
 Silicon could be sent to earth orbit to be assembled into solar panels. It would be less expensive to mine
on the moon than on earth. It would be cheaper to send silicon from moon to earth orbit than it would be
to send it from earth to earth orbit. Water on Moon could be used by miners for drinking, split H2O - O for
 breathing and H for fuel. Avoiding the high cost of bringing water to the moon. The whole project would be
 cost effective. (See "ACL 3," "Mining Moon 1," "Mining Moon 2," "Motivate" at
www.quasarpolitics.blogspot.com ).                                                         Mitt laughed at Newt. Newt: A+;
Palestine and Palestinians Artificially Created...Newt has taken a lot of flack for these remarks. He is
half right. He should know better: There is ample historic and Biblical evidence for Palestine. This area
lost its identity when it became a part of Ottoman (Turkish) Empire.
       We were controversial before him; a few months ago, in a regular article (Bare with us for we can't recall
the name...A.D.D. Moment...Focus...Hopefully, we will think of it prior to the end of this live article)Great
Britain took control of Palestine at the end of WW1. (Turkey was a loser). The League of Nations (largely
useless like its successor: U.N.) formalized British control in 1922. People living here were Arab. Some of
them began thinking of themselves as Palestinians or Palestinian Arabs in 1920; process complete by
1922. The British only recognized them as Arabs.
       The Zionist Movement (establishing a homeland for Jews in part of what has been Ancient Israel)began
in the late 1800s; Theodor Herzl is considered the 'father' of it. Great Britain allowed Jews to migrate to
Palestine beginning in 1922 and by 1947, they were armed and the largest minority and seized control. U.N.
recognized Israel in 1948 - it had no choice. (See: "Our Chosen People" Parts 1 and 2 at 
www.quasarpolitics.blogspot.com                                                                                Historian Newt: B;
Jefferson and federal judges...Newt: He fired many; Bachman: he's actions were controversial. Newt: Not at
the time! Federalist John Adam appointed a lot of fed judges on his last day in office; it was termed "midnight
judges". Democrat-Republicans (aka Jeffersonian Republicans) were infuriated. They attempted to replace many
of these appointments and were largely successful. To say that actions were non-controversial is absurd.
                                                                                                                        Historian Newt: B (Perhaps,
he should stick to science!).
Final Commentary by George and Marion Kerby: "
                                                                                                                    " Citizen Journalist: "Brilliant.
They got to the crux of the matter. A real asset to our writing staff."
Alfred Hitchcock: "Good Evening, friends and critics... we must meet the man who throws these weekly
soiree' and always manages to spoil the fun - our dear host." {run commercial) Citizen Journalist Comsats:
Connect to web sites via Profile Pages (Add to Favorites) - Facebook: Richard DePersio; Twitter: @rickaddsite
Regular series have the same cast each week in different stories; Anthology series have different cast and
stories each week - "Twilight Zone" is a well-known example. By and since the '70s, they virtually disappeared
from the three major networks. Our Ronald Reagan was the host (and he also starred in some episodes) of the
GE Theater (1953-63). "...we completed our seventh year still the number one show at nine on Sunday night.
...when we finally dipped our colors, however, it was to another veteran. NBC moved TV's top-rated show,
Bonanza, from its Saturday spot to Sunday, and in our eighth year we ran second most of the time. It
doesn't make me flinch even a little to say this-to tell you the truth, Bonanza was a favorite of mine (Citizen
Journalist: "And, ours; its our second favorite show of all time!"). {audience applauds wildly} Our half hour,
black and white, was up against an hour color program...in a budget several millions of dollars greater than
ours." ("Where's the Rest of Me: The Ronald Reagan Story" by Ronald Reagan, 1965, Duell, Sloan and Pearce).
AH: "Speaking of fair play. It's my sponsors turn but he assures me that I shall have the last word.{run commercial}
Citizen Journalist: Unique Perspective; Special Sources; Large Traditional Library. AH: "On that triumphant note,
we conclude tonight's activities. Next week, we shall have another {article}. Goodnight."
Not only did Obama fail to secure an agreement allowing a small contingent of serviceman to remain in Iraq (the
military wanted 20,000 to 25,000; he half-heartenly tried for 5,000), he failed to secure most reconstruction
contracts for American companies. Blood and treasure spent. he failed to make Iraq a model for Arab democracy.
Iraq will likely fall under Iranian control.
The Kyoto Protocol was signed by many countries in 1997 to much fanfare. U.S. never signed (Clinton couldn't
get Republican Senate approval; Bush wouldn't sign. Last week, Canada pulled out. Why. In 2006, U.N. climate
science became discredited.
What was the main cause of economical/financial crisis? Banks? No! Barney Frank's Fannie and Freddie! Seventy
per cent of bad mortgages (to people with little or no credit) under-signed by F & F. Banks were forced by F & F to do
the rest! Policy initiated by Clinton and continued by Bush. By Bush's second term, he realized that a potential
disaster was on the horizon. Frank blocked efforts to rectify the situation. The other reasons for crisis: Unions
and excessive gov spending.
*Topper is the president of a bank branch in California.
**George and Marion (socialites, world travelers, a bit bohemian) 'were' Topper's number one clients.
 
 
 
 
        


Monday, December 12, 2011

Fwd: (column)




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Subject: (column)

* Photo of Dago Red when he was younger and still a priest
** Taped in front of a live (not dead) audience
*** Proprietor, Me Lay Fun House and Medical Center
Question: Do you subscribe to the "Declaration of Independence," "The U.S. Constitution
(Federalist/Constructional-ist/Judeo-Christian/Classical Free Market Liberal {Don't faint: it
would later become known as laissez-faire (little or no gov involvement in economics and finances)
 capitalism and, later, capitalism (with only modest or modest to moderate interference), including,
"Bill of Rights" and "Federalist Papers" or progressive/secular/'living' constitution.
       Are the children born to illegal parents, automatically U.S. citizens: the so-called "anchor
babies. No! Just read Amendments 13, 14 and 15 to the Constitution, as well as, "Civil Rights
Act" of 1886. This material was written to be applicable to the newly freed blacks (there were
free blacks prior to the Civil War) and their children - period. The letter of the law. Libs have a
predilection for reading things into law that aren't there or that they see between the lines.
       In politics, we say: liberal and conservative; in law, we say: liberal and constructionist.
Lib judges and justices always rule in a lib fashion, as opposed to, constructionists in robes
who rule constructionist about 90% of the time. The will subjugate personal preferences to the
words of the U.S. Constitution. To the extent humanly possible they try to rule predicated on
the letter and not some kind of spirit of a law.   
      An aside: Initially, only white males who owned property could vote when the United States
was founded. This is a false statement. A little known fact: There were a few counties in a few
states in which women with property could vote; virtually all of them were widows who had
inherited property. During Jefferson's (our third president) presidency, this right was negated.
 It had nothing to do with thinking women inferior. It was strictly politics. The concept of parties
was in the nascent stage. The vast majority of women voted for federalist politicians. Jefferson
and his followers were anti-federalists.        
     Another aside (or A.D.D. diversion): Federalists at the time of our nation's founding favored
big fed gov involved in areas other than those granted to fed gov by U.S. Constitution (military,
coining money, foreign policy, regulating trade between the states and between the U.S. and
foreign nations, postal service, Indian Affairs; clearly only areas that states couldn't handle or
couldn't handle well or if they handled it would create chaos - a very limited fed gov). Federalist,
for example, wanted a National Bank; they felt that U.S. Constitution implied such an entity.
They wanted to expand fed powers within the areas delegated to it. They didn't want new
areas of authority. Anti-federalists opposed such thinking: U.S. Constitution doesn't explicitly
call for a National Bank (this being the biggest bone of contention but there were others).
When our nation was founded there were four departments and a handful of agencies. About
forty years after our founding some politicians and legislators looked at the term "The general
welfare of the people" and claimed that it justified building federal roads to aid in commerce.
That phrase would rear its ugly head again around 1900. We went from four departments and
a few fed agencies in 1900 to 16 departments and over a thousand fed agencies today.
      Amendment 10: Any power not granted to fed gov by the Constitution shall be considered
a state or a people power. Clearly, our Founding Fathers wanted a limited fed gov. However,
they realized that fed gov might have to take on new powers in the future and they hoped that
such circumstances would be rare - hence the term general welfare: Things national in scope;
things that effected or benefited all or virtually all Americans. Examples Justified: CIA, NASA.
Examples Unjustified: Healthcare, Education, Agriculture. New things and not things that were
or could be handled at the state level. Libs prefer to just like at the word: welfare. They take it
to mean that fed gov should take care of people from cradle to grave. Fed gov knows best; states
and citizens don't.
      Recently, we had the honor and the pleasure of speaking to anti-federalist Tom and
federalist Al - and they are both appalled at BIG fed gov. Fortunately, George supplied a lot of
ale. {audience laughter} Let's do ourselves a Second American Revolution! {audience applauding}
Alfred Hitchcock: "By the way that last commercial {in last article} was one that we sent to
Russia as part of a cultural exchange program. We don't know what we received in return. We
are too afraid to open." {run commercial} A.D.D. break brought to you by Adderall and Pepsi - the
better mixer.
      Let's talk about independent private eyes in shows like "77 Sunset Strip," "Rockford Files,"
"Magnum, P.I." They conduct an independent investigation. In real life, they couldn't interfere
with an official investigation - its a crime! The only cases that they get in the real world are:
looking for lost childhood friends; spying to determine if a spouse is cheating; they might be
hired by an insurance company to determine if person is really homebound or really can't bend;
hired by employer to ascertain which employees are misbehaving. The kind of cases that the
police don't take. On T.V. a rich person goes to an independent private eye with a ransom note
stating don't contact the authorities. By law, he would have to do so and then step aside and
let the pros with numerous personnel and advanced technology do their thing.
      What about private eyes who work under the auspices of wealthy and large law firms such as
"Perry Mason," "Matlock" ? In real life, they can get involved with murder or extortion cases but
they aren't paid enough to put their lives on the line: going solo to a seedy neighborhood to question
someone in a seedy hotel or bar. He would take the police detective assigned to the case with him,
even though he works for the other side: the prosecution. Theoretically, they are both pursuing the
truth.
       On T.V., both types of private eyes break the law to acquire evidence. It wouldn't happen
in real life: such evidence wouldn't be admissible in court. Besides, as we heretofore stated, the
 independents can't be involved with such cases. Prominent attorney with private on a retainer (he
would also look for long-lost friends when not working for big-shot lawyer) wouldn't want to be disbarred.
       In contrast, bounty hunters are private and pursue those who skip bail and are legal. Marshals
are government officials who purse those who skip bail or escape from prison.
AH: "Goodnight." Let's hear it for the late great Mr. Hitchcock! {standing ovation}
Geneticist Hillary Clinton addressed the U.N. and stated that homos are born that way (strong homo
gene). We wonder if she thinks that greedy people are born that way (greedy gene)? Nasty people?
Cross dressers? Criminals? Adulterers? Pedophiles (Recently, the prestigious John Hopkins Medical
Center said so; read first few articles at web site 4). Do you think that these people are making
excuses for bad behavior?
       You are the product of everything that you learned in the order that you learned it; you are a
product of everything that you experienced in the order that you experienced it; you are the result of
everyone that you knew - for most people, parents are the strongest influences.
       The size of the dose of testosterone after about five months gestation and differences in male/
female brains might be contributing factors. However humans aren't slaves of their biology.
Let's think clearly and STRAIGHT. Let's do ourselves a Second American Revolution! {audience applauding}
As is our wont, we start off with cosmos (meaning world) and, then, we deal with world and Offending
with Truth when circumstances warrant.
       The Titius-Bode Law has to do with the spacing of the planets around the sun. Start off with: 0, 3, 6,
12, 48, 96, 192, 384 (with the exception of first two, each twice that of proceeding number) +4 = 4, 7, 10,
16, 28, 52, 100, 196, 388 - divide by 10 = .4, .7, 1, 1.6, 2.8, 5.2, 10, 19.6, 38.8. Result: Nearly identical
to average distance of planets from the sun in AUs (Astronomical Units; with earth being 1, 1 = 93 million
miles). It was used to predict location of Ceres - the first and largest asteroid to be discovered. It was
considered a planet for a few years until others were found and we realized that their was an Asteroid Belt.
It was somewhat off in protecting location of Neptune.
       Does this constitute a mathematical coincidence or does it have to do with the dynamics of the
collapsing cloud which formed our solar system & perturbations caused by planets, especially, the large
ones helping to dictate stable orbits or God (anthropic principle)? {audience applauding} (Why is it that
audiences sometimes applaud at the strangest times?)
NASA has cataloged 93% of near earth asteroids (part of their orbit isn't in belt) which are 1 kilometer (.6
miles) or larger - there are 1 thousand. It is suspected that an object this size caused mass extinctions
67 millions years ago which wiped out all the dinosaurs (although, some scientists contend that birds
descending from dinosaurs) and over 50% of other species. Where are the other 7% hiding!?! Inquiring
minds need to know.
Richard D: "This wasn't an easy article to write as it was produced by Dago Red with one of the writers being
Citizen Journalist. Although, Dago Red has placed his hostile take over plans of 'Citizen Journalist Comsats'
on hold, you can cut tension with a knife. They were in separate venues for the duration." Audience member
shouts: "What does the producer of an article do?" Richard D: "Are you ignorant." {audience member throws
keys on stage} AM: "Would you come to my hotel room after show and explain it to me?" {audience: "woooooo"}
Citizen Journalist: "Newt is in favor of lunar exploration and mining  See: Action Chain Letter, Moon Mining 1,
 Moon Mining 2, Motivate at web site 2) {audience applauding and hollering "Go Newt."} Mitt opposes."
{audience: "booooooo."} 'Me Lay': "Recently, Col. Potter passed away. while I didn't serve under him, I was
proud to know him. Let's have a moment of silence for Sherman {audience silent, you could hear a pin drop} (See
 "Scorecard" at web site 4)       Richard D: "Governor of N.Y. promised not to raise taxes has gotten State
Legislature to increase taxes on the rich (the job creators). We can expect mass exit of those who pay more
than their fair share. NJ is appealing and they would still have access to all NY has to offer." {audience: Christi,
Christi, Christi} (Please visit Facebook: Second American Revolution; Holmes Sherlock; Prisoner; Alfred
Hitchcook Geek; Twilight Zone; Diogenes Club).
                               Dago Red* Presents Another Upside Down Article (Live)**
                by Richard DePersio, Citizen Journalist and Ezekiel Bradbury 'Me Lay' Marston, V***