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                                          READER'S CHOICE

Citizen Journalist: Eleven "Action Chain Letters," Fifty Proposals Original/Proposals

Endorsed. Why can't Obama and other Republican candidates compete!?!

Citizen Journalist: The first all-Internet presidential campaign! Please send campaign

contributions to our way off-shore account" Dr. Yamamoto's Finest Kind Pediatric

Hospital and Whorehouse" in South Korea. Also: Please leave donation at the door

when you visit a comsat (website or group site).

                     "Colourless green ideas sleep furiously." - Noam Chomsky

An example of a sentence which, though grammatically acceptable, is without meaning.

We have stated for nearly three years now that the "American civil liberties union" (lower-

case letters intentional) is the most dangerous liberal org in the country and its founder

what-was-his name publicly declared that his org was about protecting the civil

liberties of citizens; covertly his stated mission was to bring socialism and secularism

from sea to shining sea. Chomsky is actually capable of appearing to make sense and what

he spits out is his doctrines an anarchy, socialism and secularism. He has been one

of America's most influential and dangerous professors.

                       "As soon as questions of will or decision or reason or chose

                        of action arise, human science is at a loss. -Noam Chomsky

What have we done? We quoted from the devil to make the article proper better. Does that

make us hypocrites or exploiters?

                          READER'S CHOICE: We Write, You Decide...Title -

                          Option One: Constitutional Demise, or,

                          Option Two: Visit and Revisit, or,

                          Option Three: An A.D.D.-ing We Will Go

                         

                          by Citizen Journalist with Richard DePersio

Dago Red: "R.D.'s previous position had been: If Huckabee ran, he would have

had to severe ties with FOXNews, therefore, Citizen Journalist must take a

leave-of-absence or depart from 'Citizen Journalist Comsats.'" Citizen

Journalist: "I vigorously disagreed and even went so for as to write and post

an article without R.D.'s authorization!" D.R.: "R.D.'s new position:
Unorthodox - C.J. is running the first presidential campaign totally on the

new medium-the Internet; our joint Internet columns can logically be a

part of it. We hope that Obama's DOJ and FCC don't stick their nose into

our affairs! C.J. can not write solo or without authorization!!!" D.R.: "Dear

Readers, you were most fortunate not to have witnessed R.D. and C.J.

collaborating on this article - threatening to deck each other from their

crippled chairs!!!

 

As is our wont, we start off with the cosmos (which means world) and,

then, we deal with the world...and offend liberals in general or a particular

group that they exploit for their votes or support for immoral or

un-American reasons. We like conservatives and moderates (though

confused and uncomfortable {from sitting on a picket fence} and taking nearly

forever deciding if they want to go in the right or left yard and how far on an issue).

We do feel like big bullies for libs are such easy targets - the only weapon

that you need is the truth.

       Our NASA is completely or partially responsible for over 30,000

discoveries and inventions since its inception in 1958. The only component

of fed gov that gives the taxpayer a return on their investment: 3 to 7 $s

back within 5 years in pure and applied sciences (technology, applications,

spin-offs).

       The J-2X rocket engine which might be used as upper stage (chemical fuel) for a new

heavy-lifter is ready to undergo a series of tests (We have recommended

nuclear thermal stage in future - technology proven in '60's and '70's in NERVA?
Saturn S-N Projects but never reached fruition. NASA would take necessary

precautions and it wouldn't be activated near earth - would save time and money

for long duration missions and, further, what is learned may be applied to our

efforts to develop nuclear fusion power plants - - less expensive and safer than

today's fission plants). Problem; some dems want to try to get a lower bid for

a third stage- a penny wise and a pound foolish: save money in the short run

but cost a lot more in the long. It would mean starting from scratch. Pratt and

Witney Rocketdyne was awarded the contract in 2004. Reminiscent of Obama

wanting to cancel NASA's Constellation for a new program starting from scratch.

Republicans and some dems overruled him and decided that new program

most utilize Constellation R & D. Irresponsible libs!

      J-2X goes beyond limit of its historic predecessor used in Apollo -

achieves higher trust, performance, reliability needed for missions to moon

(See "Action Chain Letter 4 - Updated" at groups.google.com/group/newfederalism

- Saving GPS and Helping Solve Energy Crisis involving Moon), Mars,

asteroid.

      Saving bread: A2 test stand used to test Apollo engines was later modified

for shuttle tests will now be used for J-2X.

      SpaceX and Virgin Galactic (cost overrun) are already $4oo over budget.

We explained in many articles, including, "Where are my Dividends!?!" that

we a true capitalists and as such oppose all subsidies. Risk-investors not

taxpayer should gamble for they will potentially recoup investment and

enjoy dividends - we won't!

      Recently, at a conference, Heroes Neil Armstrong, Jim Lovell, Gene Cernan

raised the pertinent and timely question (we been talking about it for over

a year): Does Obama want NASA grounded?

      

 

Bob goes to his over-paid psychologist and says, "It was a dream; it was a

nightmare! I dreamt that we had a president who:

had nationalized/socialized banks, auto companies and insurance companies;

had ordered people to purchase a product - healthcare;

had played bankruptcy judge when its not a constitutional part of his job

description;

had spent over $1 Trillion on failed stimulus a la FDR Keysian-style without shovels

even being ready and cash-for-clunkers - but the cars were perfectly fine;

had ordered DOJ to disregard "Marriage Protection Act" and no longer defend

it in court - picking and choosing for himself which laws passed by congress

are valid;

he is trying to have NASA grounded!!!;

had fed gov seize control of student loans and declare that all water, including,

intra-state water and the puddle in front of your house to be under fed control;

has a record 44 czars - largely secret - - in his most transparent of administrations,

he even go an award for transparency;

had authorized unconstitutional porno pix and feel-ups at airports;

was considering doing Cap-and-Trade trough executive order, in spite of the

fact, congress had chosen not to give him such authority, he subscribes to his

teacher Al Gore's 'Useless U.N./Hockey Stick Graph/Lack of Peer Review/Sensors-Near

Heat-Sources/Suppression of Alternate Views climate change pseudo-science;

had approved of over 4,000 new regs on businesses, most of which will take

effect after election for they will be expensive to comply with and necessitate

massive lay-offs, less expenditures on R & D and the closure of many factories;

had told a private company Boeing through the NRLB where to manufacture a

product, they chose a place where they could avoid union strikes -gov: private

company where to manufacture! - likely it will move contract to one of its oversees

 factories costing more jobs here;

in my nightmare, he's my parent and my business' parent and I'm a child incapable

of making right decisions on my own;

had signed an arms agreement with Russia places limits on our anti-missile

system, only allowing us to inspect for compliance where they permit us

to inspect and giving them as 5 to 1 advantage in tactical (short-range) nuclear

missiles - treason!;

allowing unions and national debt to destroy my nation and public schools

indoctrinate instead of educate my children;

had sold out Israel;

and is preparing to tell Americans what to drive and what to eat!!!;

he has initiated process of controlling Internet...

You got to help me; I keep having this recurring nightmare. Help me. Please

help me!"

"Bob," said the psychologist, "you're not having a nightmare." "What!, responded

Bob, "Are you crazy? Do you need a psychologist!" Bob's head doctor stated,

Bob, you a have a BIG problem: You must learn to cope with reality - the loss

of individual liberty, the elimination of state powers, the end of free enterprise

and a president who enjoys peeing on the U.S. Constitution! - George, John, Tom and

Jim rolling in their graves."

 

Let's continue - while we still can!

An A.D.D. Moment sponsored by Adderall and Stalin Vodka:

Solids are denser than liquids. Why does ice float (on the rocks) in most liquids,

including, water. It is less dense in solid form. It's a lonely club - there is only

one other member: bismuth. Layers of snow compress under its own wait

forming ice - a glacier. Ice forms from the top down. Glaciers move. The range

is 10 to 1 thousand feet per year. A pond or lake freezes from top down. Fish

and other life dies if pond completely freezes. Lake not likely. Just surface,

life below.

 

Fag...British slang for a cig...How is it that psychologists maintain that fetishes...

tease...to be continued...

Wait! Let's depart on a pleasant note: "Be careful, then and be gentle about

death, for it is hard to die, it is difficult to go through the door even when it

opens." -D. H. Lawrence.

"Just one more thing," as Columbo was fond of saying...no, we'll save it for

next time...

Fwd: Meteors Might Make Merry/Mexicans Make Merry...

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This constitutes the first political campaign conducted entirely on the Internet.

                                 Meteors Might Make Merry/Mexicans Make Merry

                                 Dateline: by Citizen Journalist, June 2011, from the

                                 "Famous Curb Service Whorehouse" - our Campaign

                                 HQ in Ottumwa, Iowa; written and published without

                                 the authorization of Richard DePersio

(It isn't necessary to read part one to understand part two; although, we wish that

you would as we worked very hard on it!). 

Dago Red (serving in R.D.'s stead): "This dispute between you and R.D. is most

disconcerting and bad for morale at "Citizen Journalist Comsats." Citizen

Journalist: "My former friend and colleague is being unreasonable!" D.R.: "He contends

that you can't run for office and work at "Citizen Journalist Comsats" concurrently;

had Huckabee ran, he would have had to severe ties with FOXNEWS." C.J.:

"Are you taking his side? I don't need you either!" D.R.: "Wow! Y'All, hold your

horses. I was just reinstating his case for the benefit of our readers who were

not yet aware of what had transpired." C.J.: I established a legal fund in a

way off-shore bank account: "Dr. Yamamoto's Finest Kind Pediatric Hospital

and Whorehouse" in South Korea. It is also the name of our Campaign HQ

in Florida headed by Duke Forrest. Anyone who contributes at least $250 to either

 fund will receive an autographed photo of me (no one has seen me in years) free-

0f-charge. Let's get on with the unauthorized article and my campaign."

 

We expect to offend; the truth does that. But, first things first: As is our wont,

we start of with the cosmos (which means world) and then, we deal with the

world.

Republicans have successfully prevented NASA from cooperating with China

between now and October 1 and want to extend the ban for fear of sharing our

technology with those that may have a sleeper virus  somewhere in the

Department of Defense, perhaps, our GPS system which is used by DOD, as well

as governments, companies and individuals world-wide.The Chinese gov uses it;

interestingly enough, they plan on constructing their own.

       It is definite: The Constellation Program's Orion has been saved for missions

to and from space station and missions to the moon or Mars or asteroid. It will

consist of cutting-edge, as well as, upgraded Apollo technology. Apollo carried

three astronauts; Orion will carry four for a moon mission and four or six for

Mars (amount of funding will dictate number). Obama only wanted Orion to serve

as a vehicle to return astros to earth in the event of an emergency at the space

station. He lost!

       Nasa has until July 1 to present congress with a plan for a heavy-lifter to

carry manned and unmanned Orions to space station and a super-heavy-lifter

for missions to moon or Mars or asteroid. Obama canceled Constellation's

Moon Program but a growing number of republicans and democrats (the

republicans growing more rapidly) are keeping it alive to Obama's chagrin!

We recently explained in our updated "Action Chain Letter 4" at groups.google.

com/group/newfederalism why Obama is stupid because moon project could

play a role of paramount importance in solving our energy crisis.

       The heavy-lifters will likely be partially based on Ares rocket R & D

(Obama canceled Constellation's Ares Program, he wanted a heavy-lifter

program starting from scratch and, thereby, wasting the moon invested to

date in Ares) and partially based on upgraded Saturn 5 (we recommended

Saturn S-N in a few of our "Action Chain Letters" - check them out) and

space shuttle technology.

       Problem: Obama want to spend $2.5 billion on developing heavy-lifter

next year and wants to give a hand-out (corporate welfare) of $1.5 billion

to SpaceX and Virgin Galactic. As we explained in numerous articles,

including, "Where are My Dividends!?!" subsidies are unconstitutional

and socialistic. The gift won't be paid back and they won't share

dividends with us - the taxpayers. There are people in the private sector

who specialize in investing in projects that are very risky wherein you

can make a fortune or become a pauper. They invest carefully and

wisely. Taxpayers shouldn't have to gamble! Most republicans and some

democrats want $4 billion for heavy-lifter R & D. We are true capitalists and are

big on private enterprise - but not with taxpayer $4$$$s!

      Obama is none-too-pleased that the Morpheus Lander will utilize

R & D from Constellation's canceled Altair Lander. Obama goal:

destroy NASA - the main scientific/technological engine of our economy.

      NASA also plays a major role in tracking near-earth asteroids.

      On average, there is a significant impact event every 100 years. Significant

defined: a comet, or asteroid or meteor (which is a piece of a comet or

asteroid) of 100 yards to .6 miles or larger. One might say that we are due;

the last significant event having been in Siberia in 1906. A one hundred-

yarder would destroy Tokyo and a 200 yarder Manhattan Island. A body

.6 miles or larger would cause mass extinctions. It is theorized that the

last .6er was 67 million years ago and destroyed the dinosaurs - it

destroyed over one-third of the species living on land, sea and air!

 

Let's go with another pleasant thought: "You must be of good courage, and

say that you will bury my body as you think best, and seems to you

most fitting." -Socrates

 

Two-thirds of all births in L.A. County are from illegal aliens from Mexico on

Med-Cal! which is partly funded by California and partly funded by fed gov (you!).

It is against federal law for illegal's, including, wetbacks...pardon, undocumented

guests...just being a good gringo!...to receive social services but they have been

for decades in states and cities with liberal policies. Social workers are

instructed not to request proof of citizenship.

       There are an estimated 12 million 'guests' (We believe that that constitutes

an under-estimate) with the following break down: 3 million from countries in

Europe, Asia, non-Latin American countries in Central and South America, as

well as, the Caribbean Islands; 9 million are from Mexico and other Latin

American countries, of the 9 million, 6 million are from Mexico. It's not a matter

of bigotry - for they come from all over the globe - it's a matter of economics!

Illegal's, unions, out-of-control spending is pushing states and cities over the

brink. Recently, our city councilman on Facebook bragged how he participated

in a rally to keep a firehouse open. We left a comment stating...

 

We interrupt this article for an A.D.D.-ed moment sponsored by Adderall and

cannabis...There was coke in Coka Cola's secret formula from it's debut in 1985

to 1906...we digress...Oops! An A.D.D. in an A.D.D.

        1967: DARPA (we discussed them, on numerous occasions) initiates

the process of enabling computers to communicate with each other; 1991: public

Internet is born. 1981: First 'laptop' - big and expensive; 1991: Laptop about 1/3

larger but pretty much resembling the laptop as we know it. 1972-1989: DOD

develops GPS system; 1996: DOD shares with world but keeps most accurate

positioning to itself; 2000: DOD allows precision for everyone (Action Chain

Letter 4 contains original proposal to save aging GPS). 1994: Satellite T.V. 1995:
DVD. 1995: Google. 1998: Amazon. 1996: Email eclipses regular mail and phone

in popularity (usage). NO! Online retailers shouldn't pay state tax in every state which

has a state tax; keep present system - companies like Amazon only pay state tax if

they have a store or a warehouse in a state. Of course, it is the competition,

companies like Walmart that want this to come to pass.

 

We know why illegal latino or hispanic (whichever, they prefer, just being P.C.;

lower-case letters intentional) come here: to commit crimes, including, trafficking

in drugs, to form gangs, for social services, for 'free' medical care (they go to

emergency rooms for emergencies and non-emergencies), to send THEIR

children to 'free' public schools. We need to close border tightly: some could be

terrorists and some could carry disease because they don't go through immigration

process. Obama has declared that babies born to illegal are American citizens -

that represents a distortion of Amendments 15, 16, 17 which were for blacks and

only blacks (having to do with freeing slaves and establishing THEIR rights and the

rights of their underage children, including, babies). Obama only knows the bogus

progressive-secular 'living' constitution!

 

...that nothing should be sacrosanct. Exempt one, Exempt all - Bad. Fed, state and

local govs must cut big-time across the board or the Great American Experiment will fail!

-Can you believe that he is a republican? For shame; all republicans must be honest with

Americans for lib-dems won't be. Everything must be cut except my favorite: NASA;

just kidding, its likely to experience a nearly $2 billion cut from its $17 billion budget. We

can live with it if NASA gets the whole $4 b. next year to develop heavy-lifters...Are we

on A.D.D. Train? Can we get back on track...and if we stop letting illegal Mexicans make

merry of the U.S. taxpayer's dime. The money spent on those who violated our

sovereignty by coming into our nation illegally would be better spent on NASA's program

to discover and track known near-earth asteroids and their efforts to come up with

methods to save our planet from destruction!

 

With a nod in the direction of Hooker.

(Continue to collect your "Action Chain Letters" {need not read in order} all the cool kids are!).

 

 

     

Fwd: METEORS MIGHT MAKE MERRY/MEXICANS MAKE MERRY....

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              METEORS MIGHT MAKE MERRY/MEXICANS MAKE MERRY

                           Subtitle: An "Action Chain Letter" Delux

           by Citizen Journalist, presidential candidate, with Richard DePersio

 

Richard DePersio: "Here we are again. Another day, another "Action Chain Letter."

Citizen Journalist; "It's why we get the big bucks." RD: "What's a WC? Are you

old enough to remember?" CJ: "Well, a WC...Before, running for president, before

writing this article, before answering your question, we have to visit the little

room with the toilet."

 

One of the funniest jokes that we ever read; see if you agree. Steve Allen was

the first host of the "Tonight Show" followed by Jack Parr followed by Johnny

Carson followed by no one. Hugh Downs was Jack's Ed McMahon. Jack had

chosen as he would later say an "ancient" story for his opening monolog. NBC

edited it out, claiming that it was too risque'. He felt that his reputation was

on the line and demanded that it air the next night so that the "viewers

could decide." NBC refused. The next night, he explained to the audience

what had transpired and promptly walked off of his show not to return

for a couple of weeks. A stunned Hugh had to take the helm. As Robert

Metz points out in his book "The Tonight Show" (Playboy Press, 1980):

"By today's television standards, certainly, the story would be regarded as

weak tea, scatologically speaking."

       And, now, we present for your consideration, one of the funniest

jokes, we ever read. And, if you don't agree, we feel sorry for you for you

lack a sense of humor.

   An English lady, while visiting Switzerland, was looking for a

   room, and she asked the schoolmaster if he could recommend

   any to her. He took her to several rooms, and when

   everything was settled, the lady returned to her home to

   make final preparations to move. When she arrived home,

   the thought suddenly occurred to her that she had not seen a

   WC (water closet) around the place. So she immediately

   wrote a note to the schoolmaster asking him if there was a W.C.

   around. The schoolmaster was a very poor student of English,

   so he asked the parish priest if he could help in the matter.

   Together they tried to discover the meaning of the letters W.C.,

   and the only solution they could find was Wayside Chapel.

   The schoolmaster then wrote the English lady the following

   note:

   Dear Madam:

   I take great pleasure in informing you that the W.C. is

   situated nine miles from the house you occupy, in the center

   of a beautiful grove of pine trees surrounded by lovely

   grounds. It is capable of holding 229 people and it is open

   on Sunday and Thursday only. As there are a great number

   of people and they are expected during the summer months,

   I would suggest that you come early, although there is

   plenty of standing room as a rule.

       You will no doubt be glad to hear that a good number of

   people bring their lunch and make a day of it, while others

   who can afford to go by car and arrive just in time. I would

   especially recommend that your ladyship go on Thursday

   when there is a musical accompaniment.

        It may interest you to know that my daughter was

   married in the W.C. and it was there that she met her

   husband. I can remember the rush there was for seats.

   There were ten people to a seat usually occupied by one.

   It was wonderful to see the expressions on their faces.

        The newest attraction is a bell donated by a wealthy

   resident of the district. It rings every time a person enters.

   A bazaar is to be held to provide plush seats for all the

   people, since they feel it is a long-felt need. My wife is

   rather delicate, so she can't attend regularly.

         I shall be delighted to reserve the best seat for you if

   you wish, where you will be seen by all. For the children,

   there is a special time and place so that they won't

   disturb the elders. Hoping to have been of some service to

   you, I remain,

                                             Sincerely,

                                             The Schoolmaster

      We'll wait until you stop laughing...control yourself...now let's

analyze and contrast...The Parr 'disgrace' transpired, at a time, February,

 1960, prior to our being capable of being conscious of it, in spite of the

 fact, one of our Profile Page's indicates our date-of-birth - that joyous day

when bells rang throughout the land celebrating our first potty - as

February 4, 1907. We have viewed stand-up comics performing over

the past 10 years on Comedy Central with their potty mouths. If, we

were a member of their audience, we would upchuck on them as a

reaction to their jokes regarding bodily functions. So many Americans

have lost a sense a shame. Using foul language in nightclubs which

became clubs (there is a difference) began in the 1960's and their

weren't many practitioners of it. Stand-up comics uttering off-color

 and double entendre' in jokes and funny stories rarely during a

performance goes back centuries. Mild by today's standards (or lack

thereof!). Slightly dirty to moderately offensive to repulsive in movies

and televisions as you move from the '60's to the present. Comedy Central

airs its trash at all hours of the day - for the benefit of children. We

aren't prudes but what's the problem with these 'performers,' they

pretty much can only find 'humor' in dirty words, sex and bodily

functions as young women laugh their tits off - women today are

classless or is this the image of 'reality' presented of America from the

NE and West Coast, especially, New York and Los Angeles,including,

Hollywood to the world? Is it representative of the vast majority of real Americans?

yes, we often watch things on the 'boob tube' that we don't like in order

to keep abreast of everything that is transpiring in the nation.

 

My, oh, My...We have nearly run out of space and we haven't even begun

the article proper - a part two is necessitated. In so much as we are

running for president, we want to appeal to the elderly vote...

 

"What is your name?"...(Age 7) "Bond, Little Jimmy Bond."..."What is your

name?"... (Age 35) "Bond, James Bond,"...."What is your name?"...(Age 77)

"Bond, Little Jimmy Bond."

"Be seeing you," as the "Prisoner" used to say, in the funnies...