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                 Alfred Hitchcock Presents: Second American Revolution-LIVE

          by Citizen Journalist, Richard DePersio and Ezekiel (Me Lay)Marston V

             (Nominated for the "Stellar Award" for Best Live-Action Article in the

                           Political Science and Space Science Categories)

Stage Manager: "Testing: 1, 2, 3, 4...Double-Check the lighting...Place that prop

here...Move this chair 5 inches to the right." Director of Photography: "Camera 2,

move in on Host." Director: "Cue, the late Edward R. Murrow. Action...Live...and

Now..."

"Good Evening, I'm the late Edward R. Murrow, broadcasting to you live atop the

Launch Assembly Building, which hasn't seen, sadly, much activity of late, at the

Kennedy Space Center in Florida. We are gathered here today to witness the

marriage of Citizen Journalist to Lady GaGa...just kidding...to speak with some of

the members of "Citizen Journalist Comsats."

LERM: "If you were an advisor to the Romney Campaign what would you advise

him to do? {Camera 3 on Richard D.} Richard D.: "Do something unprecedented at

this juncture: Announce that if I secure Republican nomination, I will ask Newt

Gingrich to be my running mate. Of course, Newt would indicate that he wasn't

interested and was going all the way for the top spot. It is likely that he wouldn't

accept number 2. Nonetheless, it would win over conservatives who thus far are

reluctant to endorse him. It would constitute of stroke of genius on his part, if I may

say so myself. Of course, I'm totally committed, some no doubt think that I should

stop with the word committed...to the nomination of Citizen Journalist."

{Cue Al for commercial}

AH: "Now, turn your attention to where you will find our main attraction - the center ring.

But {before} we return to the main event, we must pause a moment, to allow one of our

hawkers to pass among you and peddle his wares..."

This A.D.D. moment is brought to you by Adderall and Kentucky Sipping Whiskey - the better

mixer.

AH: "For those of you who had forgotten sponsor's name, I'm glad that we did that. The

sponsor's name had slipped my mind too."

LERM: "What should NASA's next rocket move be?" Citizen Journalist: "We were

one of the first, if not the first, to suggest that a declassified-version of the Air Force's

X-37B should be given to NASA. Obama had done something right: allowing greater

cooperation between NASA and the military. This is one area were it needs to be

done in order to end our humiliating and expensive dependency on Russia to get

our astros to the space station for which we footed most of the bill. The X-37B

resembles an unmanned space shuttle and is a 'secret' program! No doubt, Air Force

is making significant progress to a manned-version. Working with NASA that objective

could be realized a lot sooner." LERM: "Do you think that there are more 'Solyndra'

-like cases?" Me Lay: "Who cares! We still maintain that the bigger story is 'LightSquared'

wherein pressure might have been placed on a general to lie about national security

to secure subsidy and that pressure might have come from Obama White House. This

story has been overshadowed by what we contend is a lesser story."

{Cue Al for commercial}

AH: We will get to article proper 'after a preview of a current attraction.'...Adderall - straight or

on the rocks in the evening. Aderall with whiskey and a raw egg for breakfast...The better pick-

me-upper.

As is our wont, we begin with cosmos (meaning world) and, then, we deal with world, Offending

with Truth, when circumstances warrant.

      Not a life-seeking mission...NASA"s 6-foot Curiosity Rover is set for a Nov. 25 launch to

determine if Mars contains or contained ingredients for life such as organic compounds. It would

be analogous to looking for flour, sugar, etc. rather than cake.

Where were we?...Yes; taking glass of water away from Obama (Part 1 follows for those misfortunate

 among you who haven't read it yet).

      In the past, we opposed a "Nullification Doctrine." Now, we think that it is absolutely necessary

to save our Federalist Constitution. We think that it should operate as follows: Every 5 years, each

state can propose a federal law or regulation that they feel violates U.S. Constitution and/or State

Rights and/or Capitalistic Principles and/or Citizen's Rights. You're not likely to have too many

states recommending for both houses of state legislature would have to concur on proposal. The

following would be exempt from state challenges: foreign policy; defense; national security; domestic

security; coining and printing of money; fed taxes and budgets; legitimate inter-state commerce regs.

States would have 5 years to render a decision. How? Both the governor and the state attorney

general would have to agree that law or reg is unconstitutional. It would take 38 states to render it such.

 Two-thirds of both houses of congress or two-thirds of states would have to agree to a

constitutional convention to pass a "Nullification Doctrine" Amendment to U.S. Constitution. We think

it extremely unlikely that  two-thirds of both houses would agree to "Nullification Doctrine" to be

approved by 38 states: Congress wouldn't weaken itself. The other method has never been done: two-

thirds of states call for a constitutional convention. Attempted twice, they couldn't secure required

two-thirds. We think that time is ripe and that nearly three-quarters of states would vote in favor. There

is unwritten rule: no more than 3 amendments should be considered at one time and in one sitting.

{Lights...Cue Al}

AH: "And, now for our short, short, short, short story. So short in fact, you'll scarcely have time to

miss me, thank goodness, before I return..."

Super-charge your concentration with Adderall in your Maxwell House Coffee.

     Interestingly, people forget the "Lee Resolution" passed on July 2, 1176. At the time, it was as

important as the "Declaration of Independence." The Lee Resolution declared our independence

from Great Britain and was short and sweet. The Declaration of Independence went into detail

explaining why we felt it necessary to sever ties.

     The delegates vote in favor of Lee was: 90, 81, 96, 96 = 383. The correct total is: 363. In the National

Archives exhibit there is this note: "The incorrectly added figures in the lower right are a mystery."

Part three will deal with other proposed amendments amongst other things.

Due to inflation, we have to raise our price from $1 to $1.50 for admittance to this web site. See cashier

at front door.

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