Friday, July 30, 2010

Fwd: SHOCKING, SCANDALOUS, SINFUL









-----Original Message-----
From: rrdd3939@aol.com
To: yellowfeverlime101@googlegroups.com
Sent: Fri, Jul 30, 2010 1:38 am
Subject: Fwd: SHOCKING, SCANDALOUS, SINFUL



THE RICKTER SCALE - OBSCENE 10-9-8: Child-Device, Child-Child, Child, Man-Boy-Device, Man-Boy, Man-Girl-Device, Man-Girl, Man-Man, Women-Girl-Device, Women-Girl, Man-Women-Man; HARD-CORE PORNOGRAPHY
7-6-5: Urine/Feces, Sadomasochism, Bondage, Cross-Dressing; Women-Man-Woman; SOFT-CORE PORNOGRAPHY 4-3: Women-Women-Device, Women-Women, Spanking (Women-recipient), Upskirt; JOKES: 2
Dirty, Off-Color; 1: Slightly Off-Color, Double Entendre'. *

MODERATE-CONSERVATIVE or CONSERVATIVE SHOULDN'T BE TALKING ABOUT SUCH THINGS!!!
                                  "She was a women who, between courses, could be graceful with                                                                          her elbows on the table." -Henry James (It doesn't belong here)       Rating: 0

                                  "Chaste to her husband, frank to all beside, A teeming mistress,but a barren                                                          bride." -Alexander Pope; Rating 1

                                  "Won't your father be surprised, When he sees your stomach rise, Won't your
                                   mother be disgusted, When she sees your cherry's busted." -Unknown;                                                                                                                                                                  Rating: 2
                                  "Britney Spears put your ass against the wall, Here it comes, Balls and All
                                                                                                           -Unknown; Rating: 0 -she's 
                                                                          a pathetic excuse for a human being; otherwise: 2
We don't dare go further; don't even tell anyone that I went this far! One does not want to have his membership
card in Ronald Reagan Party taken away from him and offered to be a subject in Obama's Union of Soviet
Secular States of China (our Banker)!

HAS TRAIL BEEN COMPLETELY COVERED? WAIT...
*These virgin ears have never heard an obscene joke!