Sunday, October 23, 2011

Fwd: POTPOURRI...



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Sent: Sun, Oct 23, 2011 12:26 pm
Subject: POTPOURRI...

                                             POTPOURRI
                       by Richard DePersio with Citizen Journalist
FOX NEWS ALERT: This article is being investigated by Ellery Queen.*
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                                   Six Degrees of Separation
                                    by ? and the Mysterians

(Copies of emails sent to nieces and nephew in the past; prior submission to their
parents for approval or censorship).
 Are you taking anti-bullying classes? Public schools, even superior magnet schools,
indoctrinate rather than educate.
                                       The Other Side
Yes, there is another side. Bullying has been going on for thousands of years.
You uncle was bullied and he bullied. It is part of growing up. School should
prepare you for the adult world: adults bully. People tease friends and insult
enemies. Be on guard for people exploit the weaknesses of others for their own
advantage.
You were right when you said, "People should be judged as individuals." Judged
by their intelligence, personality, attractiveness and physical attributes. They
should also be judged by the company they keep: the kind of friends that they
have. They can be understood by the groups for which they are a part: gender;
race, nationality, ethnicity; religious affiliation; political party; clubs. You can
gain a full picture of a person by  how much money that they have, their
musical preferences, job, etc. All are important in formulating an opinion.
There is nothing wrong with teasing and joking. PC people are dull people. There
is nothing wrong with responding to an insult with an insult.
Your uncle's friend is Citizen 'Your Shoot-from-the-Hip/Non-PC Cripple Journalist.
 
Your uncle is proud to know 'the talking horse' Mr. Ed. Recently, your uncle sent him a
treat: oats. He had phoned and complained that he tired of just hey. I placed it in a
sealed-container, otherwise, post office wouldn't deliver it.
 
I know the banker Topper and his companions - the ghosts George and Marion for many
years. They visited me the other day and I took their picture which I am sending to you
as proof that I know them.
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                                              TELEVISION
                                                  by You
Back in the 1960s, 27 to 40 fresh episodes of a television series were made per year. The
number decreased as you moved from decade to decade. Today, a paltry 22 or 23 episodes
are made which explains why there are a lot of repeats during the year in addition to the
summer repeat season.
Back then, a 60-minutes show was 50 minutes plus commercials and promos (ads for other
shows on the same channel). Over time it has been reduced to today's 43 minutes. Have
you ever watched an old episode of one of your favorite series from the past and had a
feeling that a scene or two was missing? You're not crazy. The powers-that-be have been
known to squeeze in a 30- or 60-second commercial at your expense.
CBS created color television in 1954 but it didn't fly. RCA's version did in 1954
 Color shows are more expensive to make than black-and-white ones. Back in the
1950s, shows were owned by the sponsor or the sponsor and the studio (if the studio didn't
own a piece, it was paid for the use of its facilities were the series was made; if they owned
a piece, the executive producer worked for them) or the sponsor and the network or the
sponsor, network and studio. Fifty per cent were owned only by the sponsor.
A show took the summer off and was replaced by a summer replacement show which may
or may not return the following summer. On rare occasions, a summer show would graduate
to the regular season. Shows began going into summer repeats in 1954 and by 1960 virtually
all shows were doing so. Around 1960, people began to wonder: what will become of episodes
of old series? The concept of repeat syndication was born. Now, CBS, NBC and ABC wanted
to own a piece of all the shows that they aired. Further, they didn't like the creative control
that sponsors had over shows. And, it was becoming too expensive for sponsors to own all
or part of a series in which only their commercials aired. The networks bought out the
sponsor. What if the sponsor didn't want to sell? After the series ended, it would be replaced
by a series that was owned by the network and executive producer or the network, executive
 producer and studio. By 1970, the networks owned a piece of all the shows on their network.
The FCC decided that this was bad and that the networks could only own a piece of 15%
of their shows. It took until 1980 for them to completely comply.
Your thinking: You are A.D.D.-tripping. The more shows that were made in color, the more
color sets were sold; the more color sets that were sold, the more shows were made in color.
It was a commitment - a commitment of more money. RCA owned NBC but that didn't mean
that all shows were made in color in 1954. CBS didn't want specials or weekly series in color
because RCA would profit. ABC had no such qualms but was the third placed network. Only a
few specials, sitcoms and anthology series were in color prior to 1959; that year, Bonanza was
the first weekly drama.By 1966: NBC aired about 75% of specials in color and about 50% of
weekly series and ABC about 50% of specials and 15% of series and CBS none. By 1970,
everyone (CBS included) and everything was in color.
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                                             Spinning Wheel
                                      by Blood, Sweat and Tears
The earth orbits that sun at about the distance of 93 million miles. The sun orbits the center of
the Milky Way Galaxy which is 100,000 x 6,000,000,000,000 long. The sun is about 1/3 of the
way in from the edge. The Milky Way contains 150,000,000,000 stars and moves through space.
Let's not forget that the earth rotates. Don't you feel dizzy?
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*He was the author and the main character in the Ellery Queen series of books. Actually, it was the
 pen-name for two authors. Citizen Journalist knows Ellery Queen too.
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Monday, October 10, 2011

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Fwd: DAGO RED...







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Subject: DAGO RED...
Please read the many fine articles at this venue because we worked hard on them.

                                                            DAGO RED
                             by Dago Red, Richard DePersio and Citizen Journalist
Preface One: Citizen Journalist: "Dago, how did you get the nickname 'Dago Red'*?"
 Dago Red: "Richard Hooker was the first to tag me with that moniker. See
'Scorecard.'" Richard D.: "I know where he might have gotten it." CJ: "Do tell."
RD: "You'll have to wait until the end of the article just like a regular reader." CJ:
 "I say, I take bloody offense." DR: "We're English all of a sudden? Our friend
Sherlock isn't with us. By the bye, the wordsmith Dr. Watson will be contributing
on a future article." RD: "Seems fair: we contribute to Facebook's Holmes Sherlock.
We have up to 435 readers (visits) and we wish to thank @LadyMafalda471 (Twitter)
for her recent efforts to make her readers aware of us. She's Latin American. I
wonder how she will react to 'Meteors Might Make Merry/Mexicans Make Merry' ?"
DR: "I think that most Hispanic-Americans and Latino legal residents would concur
with it." RD: "Fair: We plugged Facebook and Twitter." DR: "Do they need a plug
from us?" CJ: Of course, they do!" (What is the photo attached to this composition and
what does it have to do with this article?**).
Preface Two: Tribute: Morgan 'In my black hole through my worm hole***' Freedman recently
stated that 9/11 might have been an inside job and that Tea Party members are racist.
While 60% are fiscal/social conservatives, the Lipton orgs are controlled by social mods
and libertarians (fiscal conservatives and in-the-closet social libs - See 'Offending with Truth').
 They aren't racist and have many black members (you wouldn't know it from the
mainstream media but there are black conservatives besides Herman Cain; we hope that he
 secures the VP spot. Could you picture a Herman/Morgan debate? What fun! Poor Morgan -
no TelePrompTer allowed! Tony 'I left my brain in San Francisco' Bennett suggests that we
asked for it regarding 9/11. Well, he is long in the tooth. We were fair: black and white.
A recent Hollywood Reporter/Berlans Poll indicated that 35% of Republicans, 45% of Tea Bags
and 20% of Democrats consider an actor's politics in deciding on whether or not to go see a
movie or watch a T.V. series. (Over 90% of writers, producers, directors, actors {listed in order
of importance} are liberals).
As is our wont: we start off with cosmos (meaning world) and, then, we deal with world and
'Offending with Truth' when circumstances warrant.
      Will the humiliation ever cease? While English is the official language in space (and has
been the official language in diplomacy since the conclusion of WW2 - thanks to U.S.
victories in WW1 and WW2; it had been smelly French; Citizen Journalist signed up for a
year of smelly French in high school {everything sound dirty in that language - Com fou zaple
la vou {{phonetic rendering}}, it means 'what is your name.' - he dropped it after six months when
the pretty French teacher was replaced by non-French white trash. No homo. Did we just go on
a premature A.D.D. tangent?), the knew breed of astro will be required to know Russian in order
to accommodate our Russian drivers!
       AlliantTechoSystems will play the major support role with NASA in developing the super
heavy-lifter (the heavy-lifter is still in limbo; we might have been the first to suggest two years
ago that NASA should work on a declassified-version of the Air Force's 'secret' X-37B {unmanned,
a manned-version is suspected to be in the works} We further suggested that unmanned-version
could play a role in protecting and replacing GPSats - See "Action Chain Letter 4," you'll find
after the new version of "The Article" Good hunting; it might save NASA jobs, see the next
paragraph). ATS also played this role in the Space Shuttle Program - See "Space Shuttle
Spin-offs."
      By next summer, the workforce at the Kennedy Space Center will have plummeted from
15,000 to 8,200. What did any of this have to do with cosmos (A.D.D.)? Cosmic-jobs - we offer
for your acceptance.
An A.D.D. break (what nerve!) sponsored by Adderall and Beluga Russian Vodka (seems
appropriate) - the better mixer with or without OJ/rocks. Here's a post that we posted on Facebook:
Holmes Sherlock (yes, last name first; Sherlock and Citizen are now good cyber-friends):
Make up your mind, Doyle: In "A Study in Scarlet," you reveal that our mate (What! Isn't that
Australian?) comrade (definitely Russian and, perhaps, appropriate) chap (that's the ticket) Dr.
Watson sustained a war-time bullet wound to his shoulder, but, in the "Sign of the Four" the
wound is said to be in the leg. Let's get our act together, Arthur, and solve this mystery.
We explained in "No Lipton Served Here" why we disassociated with 'Tea Party.' (Do read the
article, it is one of our best; Citizen Journalist, you say that about all of our articles). From their
inception, they were opposed to big gov: run-a-way spending and high taxes (they should have
added social {moral} component). It is not clear with the Wall Street demonstrators stand for
(forgive us for ending a sentence with a preposition; when you see what goes for English on much
of the Internet, you are forced to believe that the vast majority of English-speakers are functional-
illiterates!). Are they socialist? Are they anti-big bank? Are they anti-big business? Are they
opposed to paying back their student loans? Do they want socialized medicine? Are they lazy
and do they oppose work (how can they be there all day, every day)? Are they pro-noise
pollution (they beat their drums all day long)? Are they smelly (like the French; restaurants and
other small businesses are complaining that they are using their facilities and leaving feces all
over the place - and not purchasing anything -- are most out of work bums)? Are they kinky
(mothers parading topless in front of their toddlers)? They are interview on the tellie (British, you
know) and they are incoherent. They need a clear agenda. Perhaps, they speak illiterate cyber-
speak. The Liptons had permits, didn't try to take over a bridge and cleaned up after themselves.
Speaking of healthcare...It will cost an employer on average $5000 to insure employees not
presently covered - this is due to Obama-care. Or, they can opt to pay a $2,600 fine. Or, they
can opt to hire fewer workers. Once again, Obama creates jobs. Will this lead to socialized
medicine. Annually, there is $40 billion of waste/fraud in Medicaid/Medicare, fed gov should be
responsible for more, perhaps, all healthcare. Is this what they are protesting for? (There we go
again).
(Once again, we ran out of space and can't flesh out our tax proposals. Perhaps, if your 'prefaces'
were shorter. Never!).
*In Chicago, during Prohibition, Italians illegally made for their own consumption and sold (illegal)
the best homemade wine, it was known as "Dago Red." They also made wine from dandelions!
**Absolutely nothing. It is a photo of the Agena Target to which some Gemini spacecrafts docked
to in the 1960s - a skill necessary for future moon missions.
***For the scientifically-illiterate, Morgan hosts a show on the Science Channel entitled "Through the
Wormhole."