(boring but equally valid title)
or
PROMINENT POINTS from PREVIOUS POSTS PUT in this PLACE
(try this on for size)
or
HERMES, CHARON and HADES PRESENT
HADES: A VISIT in SEARCH of the ULTIMATE PARTY
(your final option)
by Richard DePersio Janus Citizen Journalist
***LIVE***The ol' gang is here: Peter Gunn, the Maverick
brothers, Duke Forrest, Topper, Me Lay, the Prisoner, Knocko
--- past contributors all. And, the gang on Mt. Olympus - and
so many more.***LIVE***from comsat rickcmtsite ***LIVE***
OFFENDING (SOME) WITH TRUTH - PROGRESSIVELY
MORE SO AS TOME MARCHES TOWARD FRUITION *LIVE
Citizen 'Your Shoot from the Hip/Non-PC Cripple' Journalist
putting his best foot forward...
Oh why did Clio and Melpomene conspire
To make lives dire via Reverend Wrong's Liar
Two years hence if we survive, we will need brain bleach
As 'the one' obamafuscates, nadir reached
-Citizen 'Nostradamas' Journalist
(The rest of these quatrains reside at "Calliope Presents
Headlines in Search of Articles," as well as, quatrains at
other locales at this comsat. Plus an ol' school poem at
"BO Offends" and the cherry on the sundae at "A
Message from CJ" - a tribute which should put the powers that
be in a favorable disposition.
What in Hades are we alluding to for crying out loud!?!
Go to Hades, BO! Go to Tartarus. .
RD/CJ have an unusual request: a visit to the Elysium
Fields --- in search of the ultimate party. Only three mortals -
Orpheus, Odysseus, Heracles - successfully entered and left
Hades but didn't spend time in Elysian Fields. While technically
Elysium Fields is the permanent resting place of heroes, we are
petitioning for a change of policy: visitation rights for the
greatest of writers. Our writing speaks for itself (see 'Epilog" a
couple of floors below) but if that doesn't suffice, we
have initiated and cultivated a relationship with all the
gods, goddesses and muses, including, the two who are the
most appropriate to present our case: Hermes and Calliope. We
suggested that they present our petition to the goddess of
Spring and wife of Hades, Persephone, who might be more
disposed to look favorably at our request.
There were few shrines/temples, all small to Hades whose
name people fear to utter. Few paintings and statues as well.
Fate condemned him to preside in the underworld not choice,
Hades the Softer Side: Hades loneliness prompted him to
take a wife. He presides over that which is down: gold, silver,
gems; fertile soil. Nonetheless, no one celebrated the god
persona non grata save for one cult which calls him Plouton rather
then his dreaded name. We commissioned our friend Vulcan
to create a magnificent monument in a beautiful section of
comsat www.pan-multiverse.blogspot.com and an
impressive statue at this our flagship comsat. Not they we
are attempting to bribe Hades; we'll claim to our death that
the plans had been in the pipe. (We'll do anything
to get into the party-place - short of selling our soul...
let's not be hasty).
Hades not welcomed at nor desirous of spending time on
Mt. Olympus and few gods and goddesses reside or visit
Hades. (The Erinyes are welcomed guests).Though he rarely
leaves his abode, we hope that he will visit monument and
statue in his honor. Only the shadow knows. Has the helmet,
will he travel!?!
Mary Jane is for the states...
BO is too stupid to realize it but he is promoting the thing
that he hates most: state rights! Indeed, setting a precedent
States are legalizing 'mary jane' in violation of federal law.
In effect, they are invoking the Doctrine of Nullification.
Something that had been successfully suppressed, although,
still championed by many. (We contend that People's
Assembly would be preferable to Nullification --- see some
of our original proposals at "Supplement (with its own name)
Dike Presents Constitutional Amendments the Other Way ---
check out all proposals, especially, eight and one).
Nullification unleashed by BO could lead to interesting
developments in the future to say the least.
While the full-of-themselves-nine-in-robes ignore
Amendment 10 and the fact that states and localities always
had marriage requirements as part of their domain. Further,
with 33 state laws and/or state constitutional
amendments against perverted marriages with
the balance in favor or undecided --- we would have
hoped that the states had invoked Nullification.
with precedent now established. The door is open in the
future for states nullifying federal laws and judicial
decisions - courtesy of BO! (People's Assembly would be
less chaotic).
Sherlock, who has contributed his genius to numerous
posts, wishes to be acknowledged. Sherlock: "A long shot
Watson; a very long shot!"... It is quite a three-pipe
problem...My name is Sherlock Holmes and it is my
business to know what other people don't know." Just a visit.
Could RD/CJ they bring guests?...
Three liberal strikes and marriage is out...
Liberals took a three-prong approach to destroying the
sanctity of marriage. Principally in the '40s and'60s,
they instituted the marriage penalty on income
taxes --- hurting, interestingly enough, the two-wage
earner marriage! These who profess to be championing
working women while denigrating stay-at-home moms
--- too ignorant to realize that being a successful
housewife and mother are two of the most demanding
and potentially rewarding professions that there are!!!
The marriage penalty encourages cohabitation, as
opposed to, marriage. Is it the governments job to
desecrate a sacred tradition!
Their attack on marriage continued in the '70s
when women giving birth to bitches and bastards
became eligible for social services, including, Aid to
Dependent Children. Libs love to feel good about
themselves at the expense of others. Aren't we
wonderful for we are keeping families intact. This,
in spite of the fact that studies have shown that
kids are best off in mom-dad household functional
followed by mom-dad dysfunctional followed by
single parent dysfunctional followed by single parent
dysfunctional. (Studies strongly imply two-mom and
two-dad not in the best interest of child --- but liberals
want to feel good about themselves).Libs just want to
feel good about themselves and never let facts messy up
their lib world. So what if they suffer deprivation: food,
water --- and love. So what if they're in a crack
environment. So what if it becomes a generational
thing with children, parents and grandparents on
the dole. So what if most of these children are destined
to grow up to drop out of school, unable to
hold a job, take up drugs, have babies out-of-wedlock
like their mother, wind up in prison, according to the
numerous studies. They need to feel good about
themselves. (Reminiscent of their concern
for the teachers instead of the children!). Take the babies
away unless proof provided that they can raise child
without being parasitic on the hard-working and that there
will be a strong male presence in the life of the child.
Interesting fact: the wealthier and more educated the
women, the more likely she is to give out-of-wedlock
baby for adaption. The waiting list to adopt infants is
extremely long - this would dramatically shorten the
list for heterosexually married parents. Put the children
first! Put the children with a married couple!
Strike three: deviling marriage by permitting the
same-sex variety. We have explained on numerous
occasions (just take elevator to the floors below) that
government shouldn't be in the business of sanctioning
bad behavior. Three strikes and you're out: traditional
reason against homo (Bible) plus our two (biological/social)
scientifically original. Perversion should be private and
not in front of the impressionable ones.
Our Founding Daddies made religious protection
number one in the number one amendment. Will it
compel members of the clergy to perform perverted
marriages and chaplains to unite service members or
a service member with a non-service member in
violation of Amendment One!?! What should take
precedence.
Marriage should be protected as the sacred union of
one man with one women as a special family entity,
perhaps, leading to a blessed family unit perpetuating
our species. It should be protected for religious,
historical and cultural reasons. (Full disclose; RD/CJ are
deists, non-religious. Their position predicated on
Founding Father, Founding Documents, tradition,
widely accepted precedents).
Back by popular demand "Alfred Hitchcock Presents" with
Al taking a final bow.
Al: (Al with fishing rod and bathtub) "I can't understand
it. How stupid of me. I must put in water... This isn't
as absurdly irrelevant as you think. Yell, anytime you hear
today's word bathtub mentioned. Other topics like marriage
too controversial. We'll have to settle for bathtub. We have
now passed another tombstone along TV's highway to
culture." "Alfred Hitchcock Presents brought to you by
Adderall and bathtub (yell) gin (ethyl alcohol and juniper
for aroma and flavor) - truly the better pick-me-upper! (By-
the-Bye, Hermes invented writing). Al: "Welcome back,"
Bathtubs (yell!) became popular and widespread with the
Roman Empire (part of the greatest culture (Western) not hip
hop or Latin or African or Muslim - they aren't number one
in anything! Oriental (they hate that term, therefore, we
employ it) place. We win while others don't show. Back into
the tub (yell). Rich Romans had in home but all Romans
enjoyed public baths for cleanliness, socializing and
transacting business. Socializing and transacting business
also transpired while you sat next to others for group potty
(toilets). Also sponsored by CJCS (C for Cayuga and S for
Shamley - determine nature of these productions companies
that merged with CJ Comsats a couple of years ago and win
a trip to comsat quasarpolitical! Hermes place). Al: "While I
struggle with my jacket, perhaps, you'll accept missive from
sponsor. (Test Pattern {younger in audience unfamiliar with
this sight. Confused, they are}. No more commercials: going
out-of-business). Al: "Why am I still struggling with my
jacket? Wait. There's a note inside: occupancy by more then
one person is prohibited by law. Goodnight. Ann Boleyn
walked about with charm with head tucked under her arm."
I shan't be back. Now don't you lose your head over it.
Goodbye.
According to the Good Book...
We shouldn't apologize for slavery for it existed for
thousands of years and all around the world. The Bible
doesn't condemn it; it only makes a few suggestions
concerning it. It wasn't until late in the Enlightenment that
a few began to have some qualms about it
. We shouldn't apologize to the Indians for one group
conquering another group goes back thousands of years and
was practiced world-wide. We didn't rape the conquered
women (accept for isolated cases) and enslave all the man and
women as was customary historically. Concurrent with us,
Spaniards were doing things the traditional way (rape and
enslave) in the southern part of New World: Mexico, Central
America, South America and the West Indies. The Injuns
who are thriving today embraced Western Culture while
those who chose government handouts are living in dire
straits! ( Our treatment of the conquered was unique.
Although, the Romans did partial version. To various degrees
the Roman Empire's policy on rape, enslavement, purloining
the wealth. Little of it at first; more of it with the passage of
time as the Empire become larger but never total. Rome
conquered the rest of Italy and allowed those cities local
government save for foreign policy and military issues. We
allow reds nation-status in reservations).
Visit a European nation and you will discover that over
70% of its public school textbooks are positive about their
history. Sadly, the average American history textbook in public
schools is over 60% negative concerning our past. Certainly,
we have even more reason to be proud than Europe. It's do to
the insidious liberal revisionist history. President BO continues
the policy he initiated upon assuming office: travel the world
and apologize for what he perceives as our shameful past for
he thinks that this results in friends and foes liking us better!
Apologize for what? America bringing freedom to more
countries than the rest of the countries of the globe combined!
What? Winning WW1, WW2 and the Cold War! What? The
glorious 30%, especially, 1%. They had the best healthcare and
rightly so: the paid for it --- but thanks to them the rest of us
enjoy the best healthcare in the world; the healthcare of our poor
is superior to the rich and middle class in other countries. Thanks
to the 1% paying the bulk of the income taxes the poor (?) in
America have microwaves, BIG screen TVs, cars, computers,
smart phones and so much more. Lazy bums accept for truly
disabled. Do you remember the Wall Street Smellies. They
should kneel to the 1%!!! What? The most advanced space/
military/medical technologies (although in decline due to first
anti-American president!). What? The American Miracle - going
from being one of the poorest countries on earth on 1870
to the richest in 1800! (B Hussein O is also the first anti-Isreali
president via his pro-muslim policies. The closet Muslim is beside
himself when the little mohammads are critized or offended but
rarely condemns the suicide bombers and head removers of
Christians and Jews! Similiar to U.S, Muslim headers and clerics
largely remaining silent when there is a Muslin attack anywhere
in the world with a few making largly perfunctitiry statements of
condemnation. Check at least three pages of articles in this and
so much more),
Progressively (perfect word choice) public schools have
gotten more and more negative about American History and
Western Civilization beginning in the '60s. Why? The fact
that the bulk of major and medium-sized inventions and
discoveries since 1970 being made by Americans with our
Western Civilization Brothers of Western Europe in second!
Did you know that NASA is completely or partially
responsible for over 30,000 inventions and discoveries since
its inception in 1958. One of the few successful government
entities: a return of $5 within 7 years for every dollar budgeted.
via spin-offs and technology --- make life better and more
enjoyable plus greatly expands our understanding of man (oops,
and women. Don't want PC Police getting their panties in a
knot!). No more! As the first anti-American president
destroys NASA, the military, Medical technology/healthcare.
the energy sector and the U.S. economy in general!
Rod Serling on CJ: It is not true of he. "Being like everybody
is the same as being like nobody.' RS on RD/CJ: "God
created the heavens and the earth. It is man's - and women's -
to create their own particular and private hell."
Heading toward dictatorship...
As BO continues to pee on our beloved Constitution, what
will transpire if he is not stopped and reversed prior to his
departure.
We fear that the next president - Republican or Democrat -
will use Constitution as toilet paper. No politician will
willingly forfeit the powers that he inherited - he will built
upon them! (Establishing "People's Assembly" might help).
(Bathtub - yell; dictatorship - do the selfsame thing!).
Dago Red: I so enjoyed being COO to RD/CJ's CEO.
"Something had to break, and I was afraid it was going to
be our friends...They're not well, I tell you. They've been
pressed to hard...Something got to happen."
Mycroft: Wasn't it your Yogi Berra who said "it's de'ju vu,
all over again, Seems as if I been here: RD/CJ, departure;
discontinuation CJCS comsats.
On being stupid: broads and blacks...
Democrats in the last few elections have alleged that
Republicans are waging a war against women and blacks.
As we heretofore stated the 'marriage penalty' discourages
marriage by hurting women, especially, those that work
outside the home. Further, BO-care is hurting far more
women (higher premiums, higher co-pays, smaller
networks) than it is helping. Every election you can count
on the vaginas to vote democrat over republican in large
numbers.
Over 90% of blacks vote democrat who take them for
granted. The ass talks the talk; the elephant walks the
work. They're too stupid to realize it!
Who freed the slaves?-Republican Lincoln
Who passed the Civil Rights legislation of the '60s?-
It passed because of Republicans for virtually no southern
democrat - all bigots at the time - would vote for it!
Which president enabled blacks to start more small business
than any president before or since?-Republican Nixon
Whose economic policies made it possible for rich and
middle class blacks to outnumber poor ones for the first
time in '90?-Republican Reagan
Where not saying that dems ignore you; were saying
dems hurt you. What do you do? Vote for them!
Unemployment amongst blacks is double that of the
country at large and triple for your youths - 18-30!
In '64, when the lousy little lying liberals (you knew
that sooner or later, we would use my favorite alliteration!)
were hurting working women, they were hurting darkies
with immigration reform - immigration reform that
enables brown over the past twenty years to replace
chocolate as the largest minority in the U.S. --- with a
the accompanying loss to you in economic and political clout!
Legalizing illegals will take jobs from the poor,
including, you. The kind of jobs that some of you are
willing to take during bad economic times.
In spite of your objection, democrats equated gay
movement with your civil rights movement!
Legalizing the estimated 12 million - 9 million
Latino (Hispanic), 6 of these 9 wet backs while the rest
are from all over the world, including, honkies! Ed
Butosky of Chapwood points out that they cost us $24,000
per while they only offset this by $10,000 via their
economic activity. We would have to create 5 million,
full-time, $50,000 jobs to offset this cost. This isn't
very likely as computers and robots reduce the number of
humans - 'humans need not apply' will be a sign that will
be popping up all over the place in the not to distant
future.
LESS YOU FORGET: WE ARE FACING
THE BIGGEST ECONOMIC/FINANCIAL
CRISES IN OUR HISTORY FROM WHICH
WE MIGHT NOT RECOVER!!! $$$
LESS YOU FORGET: Illegals mainly come here to
commit crimes as individuals or to join Latino gangs. Illegals
mainly come here for the 'freebies' which aren't really free
for they're paid for by all hard working, tax paying Americans
of all races, nationalities and ethnicity. How do they get their
'freebies'? Liberal governors, county execs and mayors illegally
instruct social workers not to look for proof of citizenship from
applicants for social services. They get 'free' emergency and
non-emergency care in our hospital emergency rooms and their
children 'free' education in public schools. Remember the
national debt: it will only get worse when they're legalized.
We must CUT spending across the board. Smart cuts with
nothing sacrosanct: military; aid to poor, elderly, disabled;
housing; healthcare; transportation; etc. BO doesn't want to
lead and make the BIG painful cuts. He thinks that it makes
him a good guy. The longer we wait, the more painful the cuts.
This is what the next president faces!
$$$ NATIONAL DEBT: 17 TRILLION;
WHEN BO DEPARTS 23 TRILLION $$$
yell and bathtub
We can afford 'anchor babies. In politics, we say conservative and
liberal; in law, we say constructionist and liberal. A liberal judge
is doctrinaire and will rule lib 100% of the time; constructionist
judge or justice 90%. Why? Constructionists exercise fidelity to
our founding docs. Take the words literally, don't expand on
them, don't twist out of shape to suit a political agenda. On those
occasions when Founders somewhat vague, they attempt to
place in context with what proceeds and succeeds passage. Struggle
to ascertain the Framers intent. Will consult when absolutely
necessary - as last resort - other writings - formal and informal
penned by the geniuses of lore. Constitution and laws: Liberals are
creative and read between the lines and imagine ti see things that
aren't there. They are incapable of being cleanse of the bad
habits. bathtub and yell
Liberals subscribe to the bogus, progressive, 'living'
constitution. In contrast, constructionists the genuine Federalist/
Constructionist Constitution. Sadly, the former is taught to your
children in school. Free for all. Anything goes. Interpret, liberally!
In all fairness, even a constructionist can be a cretin devoid
of a scintilla of intelligence as when chief justice ignoramus
ruled that BO-Care was a tax bill when dems in congress went
out of their way to not label it as such. He compounded his\stupidity
by stating that as a tax bill he deemed it constitutional. Chief
A-hole doesn't know that tax bills must originate in the House.
BO-care first came out of Senate where it was concocted behind
closed doors in the dark of night. Have the decency of stepping
down!!!
Children born of legal parents are automatically legal
themselves. Amendment 14 stipulated that the newly freed
slaves and their offspring were U.S, citizens. The AMENDMENT
is CLEAR! It is only applicable to this specific and special
condition. Liberals want to read their philosophy into damn legal
docs. Liberal vs, Constructionist. Anchor babies: babies born to
illegals are automatically U.S. Citizens - NO! It was written for
blacks and can't be subjected to inflation. We can't afford them:
NATIONAL DEBT! They're parents serve as good examples:
break the law from the get go and then promise that you'll be good
citizens. 'Freebies: Uncle Sam as Uncle Sap! It should be a god
damn felony to breach our sovereignty not a mere misdemeanor
and we should quadruple fine for business who hire trespasses.
Some crossing the border could be terrorists while other could
carry disease by not going through the normal immigration process;
getting a good cleaning and examination, (bathtub!)
"America's Book of Secrets" on H2 has revealed that BO's
policy of allowing illegals to earn citizenship by serving in the
military for two years has resulted in their securing the
military's Grade A training and after two years joining or rejoining
Latino gangs! (These gangs are a BIGger threat than Italian,
Chinese and Russian mafias combined). The first anti-American
president wishes to expand this program!
Legalizing the illegals will turn us into an inferior Latin
American country (can you name a Latin American country that's
number one in anything accept maybe soccer!) They'll bring
up their children not already here, as well as, their elderly parents.
They pop out far more babies on average than blacks and whites.
Bad for black political clout and bad for the U.S.'s ability to
remain competitive on the world stage.
Grow up! Offending with Truth: it isn't bigoted or racist or
sexiest when backed up by truth and fact. Joking: sometimes a
joke is just that - a joke. Vaginas, chocolates, cripples and little
mohammad's need to be less sensitive and more like grown up
white men! A lead scientist for Rosetta Project being made to
apologize for a somewhat sexy shirt worn in TV interview by
liberals in general and feminists in particular. This served to
overshadow the historic scientific mission - making the shirt the
story! Grow up!
(More OFFENDING with Truth (for some): preserving Western
Culture; the IQ facts and browns; the drug connection; liberal
colleges giving preference treatment to them over our own. Please
check out; "Double Title" (fourth purple section); "Offending
with Truth (third purple, toward end); "Hermes Many
Messages (green); and more.
Plato: "A hero is born among a hundred. A wise man is found
in a thousand. An accomplished one might not be found in a
hundred thousand." I found one in the nature of CJ sans
RD. The Elysian Fields are for heroes. RD has slim chance with
opening Elysian Fields for the BEST writers - visit or after demise.
Hermes and Calliope will serve as his barristers. Rumor has it
that Momus will offer his services - A Oh! "He was a wise man
who invented beer." (RD: "Plato should know better: it was the
god Selinus who invented beer!"). Socrates (Plato's
teacher): "Oh Pan and all the other gods ...grant that I be
beautiful inside...May I consider the wise man rich. As for gold,
let me have as much as a moderate man can bare and carry
with him." RD: "As for me: I want a lot of Plouton's gold!"
We need Tort Reform and more gold: "Article Upside Down"
"Addendum (Original Proposal"). Girls who want balls in
uniforms (military, police, fire, etc. are average or below par by
messing with standards and requirements so they can play
(see numerous posts). Penis Envy: Now BO is considering
fiddling with standards/requirements/traditions so women can
play in special forces - Rangers, Seals, Delta, etc. It's about
liberal social experimentation not national security and public
safety.
RD/CJ have worked on stage and the crowd is going wild.
Rod S, : It's pandemonium! Unidentified women yells "Bathtub.
Don't leave us and throws her panties on stage."
A parting shot at liberals (bathtub)...
George, John, Tom, Jim and Company wanted a government to
protect our life, liberty, happiness and property from damage
and theft. They did not want a daddy and a mommy BO
taking the bulk our hard earned money and taking care of us and
our children as they see fit. They wanted small, weak government
largely off to the side as we ran our own lives. Intervening when
we were threatened in our pursuits by foreign enemies or bad
boys or government itself! Hence, they wanted the citizenry to
bare unregistered arms to overthrow a government that became
tyrannical and violating the founding documents, Registering
weapons would mean confiscation prior to our ability to revolt.
They didn't want government doing much but felt local
should do more than state and state more than fed. Police and
fire would be acceptable but telling people that they couldn't
put soda (had it existed) in the mouth - no! Ticketing people
for not wearing seat belts - no. Banning candy because it's
bad for the teeth - no! Americans should judge or misjudge
their intake of sweets. They felt that Americans had
an equal right to say and do stupid things as they did smart
ones. Liberals think that Americans are stupid and reckless and
need BIG Brother to take care of us. Study after study wherein
streetlights and signs have been removed from busy
intersections resulting in congestion and crashes - WRONG!
Traffic moved smoothly and orderly with greater courtesy -
people signaling to the other to go first. Americans are up to
challenges! Other types of tests have demonstrated the same
thing. We are over regulated and citizens and businesses
aren't free. While the Founding Fathers didn't want BIG
government, they want local BIGger than state and state
BIGger than fed - we got the opposite. With rights and
powers - thousands of new laws and regs each year - being
taken from citizens, businesses, localities and states. We
are diminished.
Libs have largely prevailed on economics and finances
since the FDR '30s (even his Treasury Secretary said that
New Deal failed) to LBJ to more BO Kensyian. Liberals
have by an large prevailed on social and domestic issues
since LBJ! The Cultural War is over and America lost!!!
How is it that only 20% of Americans identify themselves
as libs and yet managed to prevail; how is it that we have
minority rule in USA!?!
"Consistency of the minority - a convinced,
coherent minority forming a representative
subgroup of individuals can greatly
influence majority opinion. It is most
important that the minority is consistent
in its position if it is going to have any
effect on the majority."
-Adrian Fumham, 50 Psychology
Ideas You Really Need to Know
(Quercus Publishing, 2008)
This and a pliant moderate/undecided constituency coupled
with control of most of the TV, music, movie and newspaper
industries. Throw in control of public elementary and high
schools, public, as well as, many private colleges. Liberal
minority begins in '60s seizing control of media and education
coupled with liberal congresses, judges and justices. What could
the vast majority do? They subscribed to traditional morality and
social norms with everyone virtually on the same page except for
the liberal powers that be. Their agenda: call them names, bully
intimate; shout down alternate points of view; ridicule; many
chose to ignore the vast majority. Result: with their false,
consistent, repetitive message, they stayed on course
and their message was heard from sea to shining sea!!! Granted,
they won over some moderates and undecided but for the most
part shut down dialog --- intimated the majority from expressing
their views or got members of majority to profess change of
heart for fear of ridicule. The liberal jugguarnaut acting consistently
successfully MARGINILIZED the MAJORITY! What good polls?
America is now but a shadow of its upright former self. Pity the
children! The Silent Majority has been silenced permenently. Can't
be undone: Codified in law and beaucracy. Culture war is over. We
don't have a ghost of a chance of bringing it back from the dead...
Topper: Marion and George Kirby and I are all in (oops, I
ended a sentence with a proposition!). Let's momntarily escape from
depression.
"It's devilish, Mr. Holmes, devilish! It is not of this world.
Something has dashed the light of reason from their minds.
What human contrivance can do that," {laughed Aphrodite.}
"I fear," said Holmes, "that if the matter is beyond
humanity it is certainly beyond me, Yet we must exhaust
all natural explanations before we fall back on such a theory
as this. "
Holmes, baby, don't be so stuffy. Just sit back and enjoy the
ride!, Aphrodite advised.
"Roll up. Roll up. Roll up. Roll up. Roll up.
I've got an invitation.
Roll up for the mystery tour.
They got everything you need.
Satisfaction guaranteed.
Roll up for the mystery tour.
The magical mystery tour is waiting to take you away.
The magical mystery tour is dying to take you away.
Dying to take you away.
Take you today."
"Oh no, man," Mother Divine said. "I ain't caterin' to no
special parties..." Would you do it for a "gold medal,"
{inquired the Painless Pole.} For gold, he acquiesced.
Our friend Hermes escorts us to Acheron River where
we dutifully give our obols to Charon. We are all
anticipating the mother of all parties. We aren't
disappointed. What a band! The Olympians: our friend Pan
( www.pan-multiverse.blogspot.com ) - panpipes; Satyr -
aulus; Triton - conch; Euterpe - flute; Apollo - lyre; our
friend Sherlock - violin (the only mortal in the ensemble).
There's Terpsikhore leading those lovely nymphs in dance.
Aren't they lovely! (rhetorical question). Here come the
BIGgest partiers of all: Dionysus and Silenus! The bands
selections are highly appropriate: Red, Red Wine; Sweet
Cherry Wine; Beer Bottle Boogie. Now RD/CJ flirt with
disaster with a BIG potential pay-off. What should we do?
Brother Zeus and sister Demeter (goddess of harvest and
agriculture) produced Persephone (she wears two hats:
goddess of Spring/Queen of the Underworld {Zeus' beloved
wife that he made her is equal). On the one hand, Hades
will be pleased that we are saying "thank you" by honoring her;
on the other hand, Spring and Summer aren't happy times for
Hades as he is separated from his wife. Without securing
advanced clearance: We - RD/CJ -opted to throw caution to
the wind. Everything had to make this the BIGgest Party Blast
in history and in the universe. No holds barred. Yes,
segregation had to reign. the May Poles: those for gods and
goddesses; the ones for the heroes; those for the mortals. All
danced and laughed under the poles. RD/CJ proud spent some
time at the G & G May Pole nicely positioned behind nymphs.
What a relief it was when Hades gave his stamp of approval
by briefly dancing! Rod: I've been from the Twilight Zone to
the Hades Zone. Socrates: "Death may be the greatest of all
human blessings." Wow! They're now playing "Take it Off, Take
it All Off" - and the most beautiful women goddess is doing
just that!!! Why do we guys feel a need to shave (Noxema).
Zeus is supplying the special effects - lightning and thunder
without rain! Sadly the band is playing "The Party's Over."
CJ: "Hades invited me to stay for awhile." RD whispers to
CJ: "Are you sure that's wise. I don't think that it bodes well."
CJ: "Leave me. I know what I'm doing. I trust him."
DOWN - UP/HERE - THERE
RD returns home. He enters his living room. There is a
shadow on the wall then invisible. He then spies gifts on coffee
table from Hades - a very large nugget of gold (thankfully
more than a moderate man would bare and carry) - - and a
very special helmet! It shall forever remain RD Janus CJ.
EXIT HADES' SON MORPHEUS.
