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(Upside down article; rumored to be the second in our illustrious history).

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House - sadly, in a dangerous way ******long absent from DC, we must hope that she

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              (Quatrain)    Moratorium won't transpire

                                  For pols common sense not for hire

                                  For they don't want commoners to know

                                  Their services for most part can go

                                                                   -Citizen Nostradamus Journalist

                              HEADLINE: The DO NOTHING CONGRESS

 We can dream, can't we; it's still a semi-free country, isn't it? Take your shoes off. Lie

back. Close your eyes and fantasize...Hold it! Put that fantasy on hold and get with the

program.

      We make proposal original, just for fun and for real in fantasy land, the following:

The citizenry decree a one year moratorium on congressional ability to pass gas (bills;

other than budgetary bills) and a moratorium as well on ecec branch from creating regs.

      What would come to pass of fed gov were prohibited thus? Chaos? What if problem

arose or worse a crisis? Would our nation fall into the abyss? No! Matters would be

handled by state and/or local govs. There would be no need for new fed measures. Just

 like our Founding Daddies would have liked.

      Wake up! We said fantasize not sleep. What? You were dreaming about it; that's

acceptable.

       Better yet: Let's imagine that there is a moratorium on state and local govs too. Would

 complete chaos reign supreme with people running naked in the streets and

the pastures!?!

       No! Matters would be handled with dispatch by CITIZENS and/or charities and/or

businesses (unions need not apply) using existing legislation or not (creating solutions

predicated largely on common sense). What a wonderful world it would be: it would be

the world that George, John, Tom, Jim and company had intended for us.

      Instead when a problem arises - big or medium or small, or tiny - distant pols and

bureaucrats get into full throttle mode with adrenalin on overdrive for they don't trust the

people!

      Damn it! Stop fantasizing that you live in a free country. We suffer nearly as many laws

and regs as Russia. Every aspect of living is fodder for new and costly legislation - even

light bulbs and toilets!

      You can't use ignorance as an excuse: Your Honor, I didn't know that it was against the

law. It might have made sense in another time and place.

      Look up! Now, pols have drones watching our every move. The self-same drones used

by our gov to monitor terrorists in other countries. There are an untold number of laws and

regs that regulate you and your throne (sit on it and pretend that you are in charge).

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our outstretched hands or move to heal."-Joy Ragawa. Al: Rod, why aren't you in the Twilight

Zone and why is their a tear in your eye - of all people! Rod: Just visiting. Dead hands...What

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Hemoglobin (type of Protein) with four amino acids with an iron atom in the center to capture

Oxygen in lungs then hemoglobin brings O to all the cells of the body...Enzymes are a type of

protein...Repair cells. Al: "You must take your medicine. Courage now. Bitter. But, you'll feel

 better afterwards." {Commercial} CJ/Shamley/Cayuga Comsats are the best in the cosmos.

Al: "I'm back. I told you that you would feel better.

King Midas recommends "Addendum: Original Proposal" at this venue.

                                  HEADLINE: LAWYERS - The UN-LOVED                    

We desperately need Tort Reform. We propose abolishing Class Action Lawsuits whose

sole purpose is to make (big contributors to Dem Party and Dem candidates) trial

lawyers (like John Edwards, he specialized in it) rich or richer. A lawyer might not take

your case of wrongdoing (not enough $$$s in it) unless he can find many others with

the same complaint against the company or doctor or store owner or property owner

or etc. (Many docs are abandoning their professions because of the high cost of

malpractice insurance; it results in higher prices for products and services sold by

businesses). Most of the settlement goes into lawyer's pocket. If you have a complaint,

attorney should act on it pronto and not spend time collecting others with a similar

charge. Speedy justice.

      As many of these lawsuits are frivolous or devoid of merit, we endorse the Loser Pay

 Proposal which exists throughout most of Western Europe. People should think twice

about going to court: Do I truly have a legitimate claim. Lawyers to potential clients:
SUE, SUE, SUE!!! You'll think twice knowing that if you loose, you will be compelled to

pay the defendant's legal costs. The U.S. Constitutions guarantees your right to a

speedy trial. In reality, you have to wait weeks or months because the docket is full

of highly questionable lawsuits.

                              HEADLINE: A WICKED WITCH of the LEFT is DEAD

Hef helped launch the Sexual Revolution which became powerful by the mid-'60s which is

when most historians mark its inception. Helen Gurley Brown has died (goodbye to bad rubbish;

throw a party to celebrate the demise of living trash). She penned "Sex and the Single Girl" and

edited Cosmo Mag for 32 years - WOW, what accomplishments! She is partly credited with

generating the liberal Sexual Revolution and Modern Women's Movements (again, 'beginning' in

the mid-'60s). Ladies (we use the term loosely) raise your skirts (half-thigh {or higher} in tribute to

one of your founders.

       This led to little tramps becoming eligible for social services in the '70s; unwed mothers

receiving welfare, Aid to Dependent Children, etc. Rewarding and encouraging bad behavior! END

it NOW! Let's return to the days when they left the baby with a note at a church or firehouse in the

middle of the night. Taxpayers can no longer avoid to foot the bill (national debt) for their reckless

behavior.

       You might say that it is cruel to separate a child from its mother. What is cruel is to allow a

child to grow up in welfare/crack environment. You shouldn't keep it if you can't afford it. Studies

over the past 15 years to the dismay of feminists (back in the '80s, they said that women could

do it all: be career women and mothers - husbands optional!) have shown that a child is best off in

a mom-dad household functional followed by mom-dad dysfunctional followed by single parent

functional and bringing up their rears - single parents dysfunctional. (these studies strongly implied

that children shouldn't be raised by homos). The more educated and financially well off a women is

the more likely she is to give the bastard or bitch up for adoption.

       We are obligated to do what is in the best interest of the child. Americans are the most giving

people in the world. We give more per capita to charities than do people in any other country; we

donate the most money and time. End social services to the unweds to help restore morality to our

nation, for the sake of the children, to reduce the national debt and remove these children from

gov controlled social service world. They will be better off with charities working with foster and

adoptive parents sans gov bureaucrats; people taking care of people with less government -

similar arguments apply to converting (here's where we go further than other supporters of school

 vouchers) public schools that are failing, which is most (only three years to make the grade -

period! Failing schools slated for closure have been given a reprieve by BO! - kowtowing to unions

not caring about the kids), into public magnet, charter and private schools --- and encouraging

 home schooling. In a capitalist republic, free citizens should enjoy as many choices as possible.

Of course, there are bad choices, such as, raising a baby without a father and with social services

and active gov involvement. Parents should be able to choose the school that best suits their

child's needs (the super-rich, rich, upper middle class and some mid-middle class do while the

rest are condemned to public schools). Libs contend that more money is the solution. We have

quadrupled funding for public schools since the '60s and they have only gotten worse. Prior to the

 '60s public schools were nearly as good as Catholic schools when it came to education and

discipline while comparatively little was spent on them. What happened? The first and biggest

teacher's union was created in the early '60s and God was kicked out of these schools in the

mid-60s and fed gov became much more meddling with the creation of fed gov's Department of

Education in the late '70s. The average private school child outscores the average charter and

home schooled kids (tied) on on national and state-wide exams while public magnetics come in 

third and public regulars bring up the rear (meaning that parents are better teachers). School

vouchers would actually mean more money for failing public schools (not that it will make a

difference) but overall savings (remember the national debt) and far better educated children.

Why do libs oppose? Aren't they the ones who care about the poor and middle class (a myth!

promulgated by the media --- and schools!). They care about the teacher's unions not the kids.

It all boils down to whether you trust citizens, communities, charities, non-profits, businesses and

 local govs (in that order) or fed gov, state govs and unions (in any order!).

As is our wont, we begin with cosmos followed by cosmos (which means world) and Offending

with Truth when circumstances warrant. Will the celestial icon Asimov forgive us: Time

doesn't suffice; you'll have to secure your dose of things unworldly at www.comsat-ak.blogspot.com -

you might have to connect via Facebook's Second American Revolution if you can't do so

directly.

PREFACE: RD: "Paul Ryan voted for a bill dealing with ending workplace discrimination predicated

on sexual orientation. We would like him to explain the following: 1) How can you discriminate

against something that is immoral, abnormal and unnatural? and 2) Should gov, especially, fed gov

be involved with this? Is he a true conservative if he sanctions (to put it mildly) abhorrent (homo)

behavior and an expansive role for gov (it must play a role in everything)." Hoss: "My family can

now be seen on the new ME-TV." Smart: "I'm there too." CJ: "I'm enjoying shows that I haven't

seen in years or never saw." RD: "Who would have thought that it would transpire in America. A

couple of years ago a lib Supreme Court Justice based her decision on a foreign law! Now, we

have to be worried about Shariah law. Yes, Muslim lawyers in U.S. are writing marital and other

types of contracts partly or completely based on this terrorist supported 'legal' system. Karen Luggo,

Center for Jurisprudence rightly points out that you can't have two systems - theirs and ours -

coexisting without an ultimate breakdown. Less we forget, when these people become the

majority in a neighborhood or town in Western Europe, they replace the LAW with their law! We have

written about the kind of neighbors they are in small U.S. towns. Mother D: "What's cooking CJ? I

still have that bridge in Brooklyn for sale. Have you seen M*A*S*H and Combat on ME-TV? RD:

 "Hold it! What is this? Why are we promoting ME-TV? Are we being paid? Cease at once! By the

way, Peter Gunn. It's old but new to me as I had never seen it." CJ: "In the 'Is Anybody Surprised'

Category: It turns out that ethanol isn't less damaging on the environment and your car. What has it

accomplished? The price of corn, as well as, food made with or from corn has skyrocketed. The

 price of feed is much higher which translates to higher prices for meat. Once the gov does

something, it is extremely rare that it un-does it. Sherlock: Not just your gov. "It is quite a three-pipe

problem." CJ: "My dear friend, Sherlock, our surprise guest is a countryman of yours? We could not

definitively determine his mother's nationality: English or Irish. Dad O'Sullivan was Irish. Ireland was

a still is part of UK. Some Brits consider Irish their lesser brethren." RD: "Using my BIG crystal balls

(the girls love them, rightly so), I predict that promos are a-coming and that they aren't for us! I best

get a lick (ladies, form a line) in for us: We of the best comsats (web sites). We are fortunate to have

the best readers bar none. We remind: Articles largely or completely non-time dependent; remain

relevant. Enjoy posts pages 1, 2 and 3. CJ: "Are you keeping score? Nineteen - Count 'em; we are

up to 19 charges leveled at BO! The latest two have to do with an unconstitutional use of the

executive order. Congress voted against his backdoor amnesty/anti-Western Civilization policy

called "The Dream Act." Congress is on record; they have spoken. He is implementing most of it

anyway for the 'brown' vote. Ditto: Welfare Reform. He is forbidden from tampering with this law

which Republicans forced Clinton to sign in '96; when 'workfare' worked, Billy-Boy took the bows.

He can't even tinker with it slightly but is! Why? To motivate the poor to get out and vote. Speaking

of brown, does BO think US Constitution is toilet paper. Euphemism and PC: bathroom tissue. BO's

dictatorial behavior has me seeing red!

                                                        ARTICLE UPSIDE DOWN

  Subtitle 1: MORATORIUM on MORAL MEASURES by MEMBERS of MONSTROUS MACHINE

                              Subtitle 2: NO MONEY for MORAL-LESS MOTHERS

  by Richard DePersio, Citizen Journalist, O'Sullivan, Sherlock, Mother Devine*, Max Smart, Hoss

              Produced by ERIS,** DIKE,*** MIDAS,**** THALIA,***** and ATHENA******

                                          Article directed live-on-tape by Al Hitchcock

         "Understood as a central consolidated power, managing and directing the various

          general interests of the society, all government is evil, and the parent of evil...The

          best government is that which governs least."

                                                                                 -John L. O'Sullivan, 1837