Wednesday, October 10, 2012

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     Diogenes Presents Diogenes, RD, CJ, Holmes, Watson, Al, Dago Red
                           --- and Plato in Diogenes Club*
        by Richard DePersio Janus Citizen Journalist with Sherlock, John,
                               Hitchcock, Red --- and Plato**
 Quatrain:
Oh, this glifnard Muslim-lover's ass is grass. He'll keep on knockin' but we
won't let him back in
We know this to be true: we will high ten when he takes his leave,
hardcore, U.S./Israel win
Nation is a struggle bus. Denied more time for dragging balls. Oh, just say
"No" to another day
We predict arch douche, Twenty-Thirteen, will kick rocks. We foresee:
 super-cooler; shizzle, you say
                              -Citizen 'Snoopy doggy doggy/Nostrodamus' Journalist
 
Number, we got numbers: Number of readers for each of our comsats
(approximate; predicated on Google Analytics and AddThis Analytics):
(Fox News Alert: Three new names). We are disturbed and concerned
about the latter sites; the last being dedicated to our nieces. Stop loafing!
 Rectify the situation, pronto. Remember: If you have difficulty
connecting, please try Facebook's Second American Revolution. Overall,
 the numbers are impressive, if we say so ourselves. Thank you. BIG
Party*** on the Morrow to celebrate --- and you're invited! Time: 8 P.M.
(eastern); Place: comsat-ak. At 11, we'll take nuclear thermal rocket to
Youtube: Rickaddsite to view old movies. Cold beer and cold pizza will
be served. It's our way of thanking our readers. Admission Price: $57.39
(Cheap Jews!).****
 A reminder: A Doyle/DePersio Joint (Across the Space-Time Foam):
"Citizen Journalist is Missing" at www.comsat-ak.blogspot.com
(start with post "Gone Fishin'" and work your way backwards). "The
Return of Citizen Journalist" (here). "Citizen Journalist in the Diogenes
Do visit us at (Facebook): MASH; Holmes Sherlock; Youth for Western
Civilization (how old is CJ?); Bonanza; Twilight Zone; Prisoner;
Diogenes Club (no talking, please) . Visiting Hours: Sunday-Friday -
9 A.M. to 5 P.M.; Saturday - beginning at the Witching Hour.
RD: "Let's try to remain in the same page. Good news for so-called
African-Americans (see article one floor down; see all articles below -
take the stairs, elevator is out-of-order) according to the Census
Bureau: last year, their birthrate declined by 2% while Hispanics or
Latinos (whatever the browns want to be called) dropped 6%.
Back in 1990. African-Americans outnumbered Hispanics, they were
tied in 2000 and in 2010, Latinos pulled ahead, 14 to 13 - with a
corresponding loss in political clout. If you factor in non-African-
American blacks, 16%. (They should all embrace Western
Civilization (see articles below at no extra charge). CJ: "Recently,
I was watching an episode of 'Thriller' on Me-TV and an actor
appeared in only the opening seen: he was murdered; the
cadaver looked familiar and I had noted that the episode was
directed by John Newland. I always read the credits for the
writer, producer and director deserve far more credit than the
puppets who in turn deserve only slightly more than the rest
of the crew (it's a colossal injustice when the closing credits go
by too quickly too read, my father told me when I was a lad). RD:
"Your page isn't my page. Sometimes, we don't think alike."
CJ: "Where was I before I was rudely interrupted...I recalled
that he had hosted a Twilight Zone*****-rip-off "One Step Beyond"
which lasted only two years. A show has to last three years to
be considered a bona fide hit and be  eligible for repeat
syndication - until recently that is; with the proliferation of so many
new cable networks over the past few years, they've had to probe
deeply into the TV archives to full their schedules, you might
contend that they've gone to the depths, actually, though some
of these shows are quite good and you should sample them.
Where was I...Ah, yes...John Newland: he was rare, even
rarer back then - a quadruple threat -- a writer-producer-director-
actor (in that order). A rarity in another respect as well: obviously
an actor with a brain!" RD: "I concur...Turkey,****** which has
been at the crossroads of two civilizations: Western Civilization
and Islamic Civilization (I employ the term loosely in the case of
the latter), proved itself to be no friend of the U.S. when, at the
last minute, it refused to allow our troops to go through their
country en route to Iraq at the commencement of the war.
Experts claim that the war wouldn't have lasted as long and
that there would have been far fewer U.S. casualties had they
allowed us entry! Yes, we hold a grudge. Why don't we tell
Turkey to take a piece of Syria in exchange for giving the
Kurdish section of their country to the Kurdish province of
Iraq? It would resolve the hatred. You're saying: "International
law is in the way." I hear you and reply: so what? Where the
U.S. damn it! BO wouldn't do it with his strategy of leading-
from-behind." CJ: "I was watching the "Millionaire" also on
Me-TV (it lasted more then three years)." RD: "I believe that you
do this to aggravate me." CJ: "Wherein, each week a
billionaire gives a million dollars to a stranger with the only
stipulation that the individual can't tell anyone except their
spouse if they have one. Adjusted for inflation, a million $$$s
would be 8 today!" RD: "Thanks for the info...It looks like we're
going to have another extra-long preface nearly as long as
the article proper again!...There was a PSA, as opposed to
a regular ad, in the NY subway which read: In a war between
the civilized world and the uncivilized, always support the
civilized. Free speech lasted only a day as the transit
authority had it removed alleging that it might incite violence.
Our nation was founded by men who wanted vigorous debate
on hot issues in town square - actually, most political
 discussions took place in pubs back then and we all know
that this constitutes an arena that can become heated and
sometimes violent - in a free speech way. Of course, the
'ad' was referring to Islamic and was factual." CJ: "Gays,
bisexuals and transgenders are excited with the news that 4%
of characters on the broadcast networks this year are
confused and bad examples for children - and even more
bad mutations in cable."
As is our wont, we start off with cosmos followed by cosmos
(which means world) and OFFENDING with TRUTH (even
       Heretofore, we didn't point out that cosmos meant world
or universe which means all. The ancients divided cosmos
into two parts: heavenly and earthly. Man and earth were
at the center and special -placed there by God claimed the
Church during the Middle Ages and Renaissance, in spite of
the evidence to the contrary, because we were special to Him
and the unerring Bible states that the earth does not move.
Even the ancients contended that while the earth might be
special, it was corrupt and changing, in contrast to, the
heavens. When the works of Aristotle and Ptolemy made
their way to the West, interestingly enough, from the
Islamic world in the 13th century, the Church allowed these
works which support earth-centered to be added to the Bible
and permitted for study; all the answers now had to be
found in three works. The planets - Mercury, Venus, Mars,
Jupiter, Saturn, as well as, the moon and the sun orbited
the earth carried by invisible crystalline spheres within
spheres. On earth, things were made of or combinations of
only four elements: earth, wind, fire and water; the fifth was
the stuff of the cosmos and beyond the celestial sphere
or above the firmament was the rest of the heavens where
the gods spent some of their time.
Your tax dollars at work...The USDA spent $200,000 to
consultants for a diversity workshop for our public servants
(that's a laugh, they now earn more then private sector) that
had them chanting Our Founding Fathers were illegal
aliens!!! First came the explorers followed by traders
 followed by settlers - most of whom were welcomed by the
 numerous tribes -- there wasn't one Indian nation nor did
they require docs. This is no more true than lib claim that we
committed genocide against Indians (see lower floors).
 Further, they weren't receiving free education, medical care
and social services from the ingins! ONE NATION/Diversity
divides (See posts below). Why do we tolerate attacks on
WESTERN CIVILIZATION ?
      Chaplains, nearly all of who are Christian, will likely be
compelled to perform same-sex marriage or be booted out
of the military! Another example of BO attacking First
Amendment and Western Civilization! (Pleas see posts at
pan and www.cj-rickaddsite.blogspot.com ). This from a
president was a record number of secret czars - 44 (most
presidents had between 0-4; not surprising, FDR in second
place with 33). Dago Red finds this most disturbing and the
jocularities have stopped.
Al Hitchcock Presents...We shall begin with a cheery
selection dated back to the Great Plague of London, 1665,
or the Black Death, 1350 (uncertain). Ring Around the
Rosie (red marks were usually the first sign), A pocket
full of posie (sachets of herbs usually carried or worn,
believed to ward it off), Ashes, ashes (cremation of
victims or funeral mass: ashes to ashes, dust to dust.
As girls would joke in the '40s: if you don't like my figure
keep your hands off of my bust; British version: a tishoo,
a tishoo (sneezing was another symptom), We all full
down (plague didn't discriminate: rich and poor, old and
young). Al: "The next sound that you will hear is that of my
sponsor - dropping hints [explosions, run commercial} Al
Presents brought to you by Adderall and Johnny Walker
Black - the better mixer. From the time of the ancients to
about 1700, doctors believed that nearly all illness was
caused by an imbalance of one of the four humors:
blood; phlegm; choler; black pile. For example, Too much
yellow bile (choler) made you angry and bad-tempered
and caused various diseases. Roman doctor in what is
now Turkey (shall return at article's end) found that
thoughts and emotions resided in brain and humors are
only responsible for a few diseases. By the 1600s, it
again, was applied to most diseases. Treatment: blood-
letting, inducing vomiting and bowel movement. Most
unpleasant. George 'W' (the first one) went horseback
riding and returned with the common cold. Doctors
purged - it was the cure that probably killed him! It was
thought that the four humors were somehow connected
to the four elements: earth, wind, fire (a former rock
group) and water (black-balled from the group). Here's a
commercial that Al will like: "Marnie" is now in movie
theaters throughout the country.Al: It
should be noted that the famous or infamous radio
broadcast of "War of the Words" occurred on Halloween
'38 which scared many listeners and Houdini died on this
night. Let us be the first to wish you a Happy Halloween.
 "Goodnight."
       "Why, you look very serious over it."
       "How do you explain it?"
       "I just don't attempt to explain it. It seems the
        very maddest, queerest thing that ever
        happened..." {It reminds me of "The Hounds
        of the Baskervilles, said Sherlock}.
       "And what do you think of it all, Watson?"
        asked Sherlock Holmes, leaning back in his
        chair.
       "It seems to me to be a most dark and sinister
        business."
       "Dark enough and sinister enough" {the removal
        of parental authority by the servants, just plain
        isn't in the nature of Western Civilization}.
      "I cannot imagine" {such a state of affairs
       getting progressively worse over the past few
       decades. It reminds me of "The Adventure of
       the Speckled Band"}.
       It constitutes a lib First Lady Initiative and more and
more public schools are obeying her. Telling private
companies who supply cafeteria food to cut down on
calories and provide more fruits and veggies to meals
for the sake of the fatties.
all-around the mulberry bush. the providers are losing
bread, actually, the fruits and veggies are being dumped
by students - most of whom are healthy and need to
burn off more calories.
       Teachers should recommend, Parents should
direct! Libs so want to undermine parental authority.
Teachers and parents each have their job - if one or
both don't do it so be it. Ever since the late '60 parents
and teachers haven't been on the same page with
teachers even doing things behind parental backs. They
think kids belong to them during the school days. Libs
want to control every nook-and-cranny of our lives,
including, healthcare and business. Fed Gov knows
best and performs superbly!!!
       For reasons previously given in other articles, this
is a Christian nation in spite of what BO and Mrs. BO say
and founded on Judeo-Christian principles (We at CJCS
Comsats are deists). The school day should begin and
end with a moment-of-silence and/or a
non-denominational Christian prayer. parents can tell
their child what to think about during
silence and instruct their could to stand politely but not
recite prayer - the way the Founding Fathers wanted it.
Look at the decline in grades and behavior of children
since God (prayer and using the Bible to help teach
English) was removed from the classroom.
Where is Sophia when you need her!
       So goes California, so goes the rest of the nation
(not quite: other lib states, none, some or all mod states.
If a child or teen is confused by their gender, they can
receive gender-conversion therapy to get them
comfortable with themselves even if the choose what
moral traditionalists consider perversion --- without
parental notification!!!
The U.N. wants a 'global tax' to take from the rich/
successful countries and give to the third-world nations
Like libs here who want to take too much from the
successful. You work hard and you're kicked up to
a higher income bracket: progressive income tax.
      We had planned to propose our tax reform plan.
We'll save it for next week. We ran out of space & time
 Submitted for your approval:
                     *****NARRATOR'S VOICE
      There's a saying --- every man is put on earth
      condemned to die. Time and method of
      execution unknown. ( a pause)
      Perhaps, this is how it should be. Case in point:
      {You}
      (Now the camera moves out and through the
       bars and is shooting up into the night sky).
      {Seduced by Citizen Journalist}. Beaten by the
       devil --- by {your love of the better things} --- and by
       the scheme of things in this {CSCJ Comsats - the
       'C' is for Cayuga Productions}.
                      Thanks, Rod.
*Diogenes chose to stay outside in his tub. Later, in
broad daylight, with a lit lantern, he will search for an
honest man.
**Plato. Yes, Plato is  back, says of Diogenes: "He's a
Socrates gone mad!"
***Donner had a Party too.
***"Our Chosen People" www.quasarpolitical.blogspot.com
    "Our Chosen People" www.cj-rickaddsite.blogspot.com
      Not part 3, it just has the same name.
****That reminds us: Happy Thanksgiving.
                                                                  Logan Ran..........
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 

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