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Subtitle 1: Am I like the Nut Who Shows his SS# on T.V.?!?

Subtitle 2: Who Am I? I Lost My Roots!

Subtitle 3: Ellory Queen's Case of the Missing Di Persio Tree.

Subtitle 4: Obama wants My Space!

We have decided to go with 3. (Don't expect to see documentation - where not stupido!).
                           by Richard DePersio or De Persio

        Dear Alexa, Diane and Ed,

        (DON'T YOU DARE RAIN ON MY PARADE!!!).

                                    

        It was dark...dark and cold as Ellory worked through the  cemetery being as

quiet as a mouse on Christmas. No need to wake the dead not that EQ faired any man

dead or alive...but why take chances.

        He arrived at a tombstone which read: Domenico Antonio di Persia; Birth/Christening - circa Oct. 16, 1817; Strada San Giacomo, Laurenzan, Italy. He recollected that his client Rick had told him that his father had told him that his ancestors came di (Di, De, de, D' mean 'from' Rickcosmos isn't very familiar with his ancestors tongue except for some  expletives deleted!) Persia - a  town in Italy. Some of those there di Persias moved to a town near Naples. Try as he may, Rick couldn't remember the name of that town. His ancestors when there and after they came here would tell people that they were from Naples. Naples was a big city and most people have heard of it.

         Ellory lit a a celebratory fag and thought: "I'm the best. Another case solved. Kiss my ring." To his shock and surprise, he stumbled upon - literally, stumbled upon -(do use website "StumbleUpon'?- free ad - - feeling generous - - - it won't happen again for a long time if ever. Trust me on this one).

another tombstone and heard: "Must you make such a racket. People are trying to

rest!" He got a grip on himself and deduced that it was the wind that appeared to

utter those words. Nonetheless, he took his tin from his inner coat pocket and 

had a big swig. This tombstone read: Domineco Antonio Di Persia; Birth/Christening -

about 1819; Laurenzano, Italy. Curious and Curiouser.

        What do make of it. He decided to ponder...outside of the cemetery not that seeing a black cat had anything to do with it. He's virtually certain that he saw Topper and Harvey!

         One of these is Rick, Diane and Ed's great-great grandfather and Alexa's great-

great-great grandfather noting the ages. They must have had a son: Domineco

Antonio Di or di Persia Jr. who grew up (or is this a U.N. 'hockey stick' and came to that shining city on the hill and had two sons: Dom and Dan and their last names were changed by the public school system to De Persio. Dan was his own man and choose not to place a space between the 'e' and the 'P." The brothers were always competing and trying to distinguish themselves from each other or his principal didn't have space for Dan.

         Knowing how cheap Rick is, he decided not to bother to ask to be compensated.

Case Closed??????????

                                             TO BE CONTINUED

Speaking of Ellory Queen, did you know that he was one character and two people. The books...This too shall be continued...