Wednesday, March 6, 2013

Fwd: The RETURN of the OLYMPIANS...

-----Original Message-----
From: b <rrdd3939@aol.com>
To: rrdd3939 <rrdd3939@aol.com>
Sent: Wed, Mar 6, 2013 8:41 pm
Subject: Fwd: The RETURN of the OLYMPIANS...

 
(R. DePersio)
A Mt. OLYMPUS/CJCS COMSATS JOINT PRESS RELEASE:
Negotiations successfully concluded. Hermes served as
liaison flying scrolls of proposals between Mt. Olympus and
the new rickcmtsite comsat. Hermes became exhausted
and stated, "Do remember the Caduceus that I carry. You guys
 and gods are friends. It's management and staff not
management and union. Friends, Greeks, Romans, Mortals,
 Gods, Goddesses, Heroes and Inheritors of Western Civilization:
 Lend me your ears. Let's dialog and enjoy the nectar and
ambrosia of the gods at the place where Zeus ascertained the
center of the world to reside." A negotiation turned into a feast
with Pan and the Nymphs supplying  entertainment along with
the party girls - the Three Graces; indulging a-plenty. The final
 parchment was signed with Zeus signing large reminiscent of
Johnny Hancock. The final article concerned the compensation
for Hephaestus (Vulcan) who would design and construct the
new comsats as he had renovated the old. All engaged in hearty
laughter when it was agreed that his compensation would be 72
virgins!!! A special number to the inferior to Western Civilization-ers
 - the Muslims! You guessed it: the proposal of 72 came from
Momus, of course! After numerous visits to the vomitarian, RD
made the final toast, "Nobody throws a negotiation...party...Zeus.
ever full-of-himself nods in the direction of Dionysus and the three
Graces for the Great One Himself couldn't do it alone. I kid him
and hope that I awake from the arms of Morpheus in the morrow!
Hermes, here's looking at you kid, though you be millennia my
senior, you are more generous to mortals than most other gods.
Thank you, Citizen Journalist Janus Calliope. And, thanks to those
who  time doesn't suffice for me to acknowledge individually ---
didn't  take retribution on me while I sleep. "Though not Greek,"
says CJ, "I wouldn't protest a nocturnal visit from a succubus. Just
don't tell 'A'! RD: "Let's get to work...and fun!"
{audience roars}
Rod: "Next stop, Willoughby."
As the world turns...The Virginia City Gazette reports a "barroom
brawl in Silver Dollar Saloon as part of contract negotiations. No
one seriously hurt in free-for-all; unclear as to who belonged to
which side. Clay Stafford was in-the-house and is newest member
of CJCS Comsats staff. He was highly recommended by his half-
brother Joe as Joe was thrown through a window. The whole
gang suffered minor injuries which they won't remember tomorrow.
The Cartwrights and the Maverick's were joined by Dago Red,
Hopper, Topper/Marian/George and their drunken dog. Sheriff
Coffee didn't arrest The Prisoner. Who would have thought that
Rod and Al could fight; Al proud of black eye and gave one to
Hades. No Cultural Clash: It's all Western Civilization. Although,
Hestia isn't accustomed to the Wild West has lost her prized
possession: her V. Atlas given a break: Earth replaced with beer
barrel, nozzle included. Aphrodite brought her beauty. Athens
contributed strategy and Ares fists. Hermes ever nice to mortals
visited (Facebook's) Bonanza, MASH, Twilight Zone, Prisoner
and Holmes Sherlock who was having tea with Doc John and
brother Mycroft at the Diogenes Club. Hermes knows the rules
and didn't utter a word. Of course, he knew the original Diogenes.
They were drinking tea at the Club like proper British gents. It
would change...He couldn't handle it as Greeks party hardy. He
 flew the mortals...immortals...to Nevada for Dio's wine. When
in 'Rome'... They also partook of beer and rotgut whiskey. Bullets,
glasses, bodies, lighting bolts and Pan flied. No contracts signed;
 hands shakes sufficed. Speaking of gentlemen, Ben paid for the
 damages."
{audience cheers}
THE RETURN of the OLYMPIANS/WESTERN CIVILIZATION is
                                       HERE to STAY?
by Richard (In Sugar Shack: Ol' Brown Eyes is Back & Aphrodite
    has Him) DePersio and Citizen Journalist JANUS Calliope
                 with all Flying High Contributors contributing
   "Which creature in the morning goes on four feet, at midday
               on two and in the evening upon three?-Sphinx*
Preface...Yes, the beloved Preface is back!
CJ: "It's great to be back in the saddle again - with a nod in
Little Joe's direction. We would like to thank Misters Boddy
and Griffin who ably held the reigns in our absence. They
were nearly as good as RD and myself." RD: "He jest.
We did it again: WE SCOOPED!!! Again! Freedom Outpost's
"...Ruling by Executive Agencies and Executive Orders" for March
vs. our www.cj-rickaddsite.blogspot.com "Why Regulatory Laws are
Unconstitutional" four months earlier and more accurate! Please
recommend and share our posts which are unique and original -
all modesty aside! The Dream Team Back with a vengeance.
(Tell Google to give cj-rickaddite a higher ranking). We weren't
Schultz-ing (RED Eye) during our hiatus. Citizen Offending with
Truth Journalist (me), we reached our limit (max number of followers)
on Twitter, please tell TV Trivia Expert (a man after our own heart)
and TVs Andy about us (though libertarians: in-the-closet social
libs), as well as, moderates and conservatives about us. Let's get
the message out there. Together: Let's do ourselves a Second
American Revolution!!! (Please promote us on Facebook and
Twitter).
RD: "As we heretofore stated, we opposed the bailouts, as well as,
the concept too BIG to fail supported by Bush and BO and
poorly executed by the latter. However, it isn't surprising that the
banks and insurance companies have paid back the taxpayers
but not the unionized auto companies. BO unconstitutionally
played a bankruptcy judge and socked-it-to the stockholders and
corp execs and virtually spared union bosses and workers any
pain. A real constitutional judge would have been even-handed.
Not only will  the auto makers not be able to pay us back but
will probably necessitate another bailout in the future! BO will
oblige.**
Dago Red: "It's good to be back in camp again. RD, you haven't
commented on being happy about being back." RD: "Happy?..
If truth be told I was shacked up...(talking to self: family comsat?)...
with a hot book." DR: "We at CJCS Comsats always keep tabs
on our friends...and enemies too! Noteworthy: PBS/CUNY
"Shaping America" claimed that in '98, it was proved conclusively
with DNA that Tom fathered at least one and probably several
babies out of wedlock with black slave. Page one story in
newspapers and story one on TV news - it had legs in lib-
dominated media. Libs love to get dirt on our Founding Fathers to
weaken their beliefs and positions. Character Assassination: Attack
 the man and hope it effects his ideals which are hard to attack
directly. As we have written, it was revealed in 2000  that TJ wasn't
home most of the time furing periods in question but in Philly doing
his nations business. Further, his nephew was there and, strangely,
for a white-boy of the time, liked to hang-out with the slaves and make
music with them - and,likely, make something else as well! He's the
likely candidate. This episode of doc series was made in 2001!" RD:
"We new info came out in 2000, it was lately buried by most of media.
 Gee, I wonder what is being taught in public schools!?!*** RD: "I'm
confident that are readers - the best on earth - are thinking: They sure
 are back - their preface will be long and, possibly, nearly as long as
the article proper!" Topper: Welcome back and don't change. Be
transparent like my friends and don't obfuscate and deceive like BO -
Being Obfuscate-or.
CJ: "Equally interesting, George Burns - another great Jew-boy -
was in effect executive producer of "Burns and Allen" and "Mr.
Ed; although, he wasn't credited as such.**** Larry Keaton played
the male neighbor in both shows. GB appeared in an episode of
"Mr. Ed" but no reunion - he didn't appear in a scene with Larry;
in case you're wondering: he didn't converse with Ed...Top that
Red's GG!" RD: "True to form: CJ does it again - tops us. He
pens the major story of the day."
The return of another audience favorite - this department: As is
our wont, we start off with cosmos (which means world) and,
then, we deal with the world --- and Offending with Truth when
circumstances warrant.
      In recent years, astronomers have discovered orphan or
rogue planets. Planets roaming the Galaxy instead of orbiting a
star! It is suspected that they were once members of a
planetary system. Shockingly, it may turn out that there are
more of these planets than the regular ones (is it un-PC to
imply that a planet is irregular or abnormal!?!).
      Nota Bene': There are more rats in New York City then
people. Also: There are as many wonderful Jews in NYC as
there are in Israel (Sadly, Jews aren't perfect as most vote dem).
If Jesus was alive today, He'd be a social and fiscal conservative
who contributes as much money and time to charities as he can 
- which describes most GOP-ers. If you consider the bacteria on
and in our body, we are 90% bacteria! (Most harmless or helpful;
bacteria have bad rep - nees good PR guy. A lib is all bacteria,
all bad.
FOX News Alert: "We interrupt this live article with a breaking
news story: She's married at 18! The little girl in Honduras
sponsored by CJ since the age of 5. Although, she is no longer in
the program, he hopes relationship will continue. When he
discovered that Child Fund International was going to terminate
 her education with junior high, he became furious! He got on
the case and arranged for her to receive training in tailoring. In
such a poor country, education of junior high won't suffice. CJ
was in the process of attempting to secure training for her in
bookkeeping as well - but she moved with he groom to a village
not covered by CCI. We now return to our regularly scheduled
article in progress..."
      ...and the third lib to turn it upside down! {audience laughter}
Please read or reread at this comsat: "BO Offends WC/AB" (first
purple and first brown sections); "BO Offends -Part Two" (first
purple, second brown). At www.pan-multiverse.blogspot.com
"Offending with Truth: Call to Action" (first purple). Consider what
follows a supplement to sections listed. Don't want to read
suggested sections? Who cares and go to Hades!
      Libs will indulge in their favorite pastime: character
assassination. They can't attack our ideas predicated on patriotism/
Americans being number one in all areas (libs uncomfortable with
this reality) real Constitution, traditional values (libs subscribe to
moral relativism/amorality) and Western Civilization, including,
American Branch (reason USA is number one across-the-board). 
most Americans in Midwest, South and parts of SW deem NY-ers
 to be aliens and unrepresentative of US-ers; Most Americans can't
 relate to and think NY-ers strange (dress, attitudes, behavior, etc,)
/unlike most of nation/nanny mayor/multicultural mess - even rats are
 illegally crossing borders). Libs can't attack valid and strong
 arguments,especially, with fresh twists --- the CJCS way.
     Why is it that useless celebrities like Cher and Madonna are
known by one name. Yet, most people don't know worthwhile
people by uno-name (with a wink at our illegal friends) or much
about them other than vague: Aristotle - Greek, considered by the
Father of 'Biology; Newton - British; Franklin - American; TJ's Louis/
Clark - American;  Descartes - French; Cook - British; Hutton - Scot
turned British; Darwin - British; ALBERT (German became
AMERICAN; Goddard - American); Bell/Edison/Tulsa/Westinghouse -
American; Freud - Austrian; Schweitzer German to French; Skinner -
American; Boyle - British; Pasteur - French; Ford - American;
Farnsworth - American ARMSTRONG - AMERICAN; Gates -
American. Just a handful of WC - no need to brag! Let's count on one
 hand in Spanish famous members of Latin, Asian, African cultures -
not to say that we aren't appreciative of their contributions to the
world, some important.
     How we describe WC: Roman Empire (west/south/east Europe
 and much of Middle East - pre-Muslim; the Greek Civilization that
proceeded it); after the collapse of Western Roman Empire in
5th Century - Western and Southern Europe which was influenced
by Eastern Roman Empire in the 13th and 14th Centuries with
the west and south being reintroduced to ancient Greece and
Rome on a considerable scale,their knowledge having been
previously limited. By 1800, it had come to mean and to be
represented by Western Europe with parts of heritage from
Souther Europe. Between 1800-1900, USA plus Western
Europe, especially, UK. Even today when we think of Western
Civilization (history and culture) as synonymous with US plus
Western Europe, especially, UK with roots in Greece and
Roman Civilizations. We are the best bar none: Ancient Greek
and Rome; Dark Ages; Middle Ages; Christianity; Age of
Discovery/Renaissance; Enlightenment; Industrial Revolution;
Roaring Twenties; Atomic Age; TV Age; Space Age; Information
Age...Science/Technology; Art/Sculpture/Architecture; Music;
Sports. There have been other great cultures who contributed
art, invention, etc. but none on our scale. We call upon all
Americans even those not of European decent to embrace it
as yours. So much to cover and so little time: Elementary and
high schools should be limited to it with multi--c in home,
parades and college electives. Unite and don't divide.
      Efforts to downsize America, undermine it and not place
WC at the forefront will lead to our collapse - just look at what
is transpiring in many European countries but not UK and
Germany. Nations in Western/Southern Europe became
socialist about a hundred years ago, accelerated process after
WW2 and accelerated it further over 10 years ago - are on the
verge of collapse! While UK and Germany have been moving
away from soc - BO is moving us in that failed direction!!!
As you know, CJCS Comsat's US flag has been upside down
since election day signifying a nation in distress.
COMING UP in Part Two: Shocking true stories of efforts to
cause US decline and take the rearing of children away from
parents. If you love America (moderates and conservatives; all
 races, nationalities, ethnicity) you won't want to miss it. Let's
 not end on a downer...
From all of us to all of YOU, it's great to be transmitting from
space again.
                                    {Standing 'O'}
                                 ********************
Messages from Mt. Olympus: Pan, one ledge down; Hermes,
two ledges down.
     
 
 
 
                                    

No comments:

Post a Comment