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         (Will we depart with a BIG Bang?

                                                Ladies, note time)

         Calliope Bids Farewell to Citizen Journalist,

                    Melpomene is in Her Wake

    by Richard DePersio Janus Citizen Journalist with John,

                    Dago Red, Al, Sherlock - and a Special Guest

                    (the guest who never leaves but now has no choice)

Your CJ only prolebrity

With a zombie-crush on Calliope

Libs worth a queff, zetta fuber, you see

Do beware of Muslim frenemy

               -Citizen 'Snoopy doggy doggy/Nostradumas' Journalist

(Due to space limitations we can't pay tribute to all of our

contributing editors).

For Vulcan  --   the architect/contractor for all five of our comsats:

A sad story with a positive outcome...Zues' wife Hera was so

appalled at having an ugly son (the only physically ugly god) that

she flung him out of heaven (or off MT. Olympus) into the sea,

thereby, causing his lameness. He would alight on the Island of

Lemnos, which was thenceforth sacred to him.

Milton alludes to this story in "Paradise Lost," Book 1:

                                                           "...From Morn

            To noon he fell, from noon to dewy eve,

            A summer's day; and with the setting sun

            Dropped from the zenith, like a falling star,

            On Lemnos, the Aegean Isle."

Citizen "Your Shoot-from-the-Hip/Non-PC Cripple' Journalist:

"While I've only known 'V' (as I call him) a short time, I count him

 amongst my closest friends. To think: I had objected when RD

recommended Vulcan to redesign our comsats; silly me.

(Descriptions of comsats at comsat Pan with "Momus'

Offending with Truth" and at this venue with "Mayan Monkey God"

preface Four). Lame he might be but he doesn't get in anyone's

way; he doesn't messy-up and generate chaos and make

unreasonable demands in the world of the able-bodied.

We shan't disappoint: We have numbers...Everybody sing: We

have Numbers - BIG Glorious Numbers...We have you to thank

for our best numbers ever...

All 5 comsats --10/1 - 10/10: 925; 10/10 - 10/20: 1,275; 10/20 -

10/30: 951 --- Total...Drum roll, please...3,151!!! As Pyle (an

appropriate name when you think about the actor who portrayed

him; Rock and Jim makes you want to upchuck) used to say:

 "Surprise, surprise, surprise," G-o-l-l-y" and  "Shazam"*. (Libs

are saying: "Shame, shame, shame!").

All 5 comsats breakdown -- 10/10 - 10/20: cmt - 600;

www.quasarpolitical.blogspot.com - 250;

www.comsat-ak.blogspot.com - 175;

www.pan-multiverse.blogspot.com  -125;

www.cj-rickaddsite.blogspot.com - 125.** (Predicated on Google

Analytics and AddThis Analytics). We would like to thank you in

a more tangible manner: Ladies, Janus, will meet you at comsat

'cmt' tonight at the witching hour. Guys, settle for a handshake

from the janitor at comsat 'pan.'

RD: "Well, here we are." CJ: "Here we are, there is no well. It took

us three years to get here. Why were you talking to a well?" RD:

"We are in the middle of a preface (s). Will it be our trademark

extra-long?" CJ: "Why stop now in this our last or one of." RD:
'There are things that shouldn't be mainstreamed, and, in many

cases scare kids: ranging from abnormal/unnatural to grotesque.

Libs think that if you show it enough it will, eventually, become

accepted by many and not as adamantly opposed as previously.

Homo is a case it point. And, NGC's "Taboo" which should only

be considered a comedy in some cases and best left behind

closed doors in others. Sometimes freaky: It doesn't belong in

Western Culture." CJ: "ME-TV has a block of shows which they

consider film noir: "Thriller," "Twilight Zone," Fugitive" and "Peter

Gunn" ('58-61). Film Noir were motion pics between about '46 and

 '55: usually about murder; lighting - B/W scenes were semi-dark

 to very dark; foreboding music; occasionally, unusual camera

angles. Mr. M.T., only Pete, in our judgement qualifies as a

TV-version of FN. RD: "Blacks have the nerve to complain about

 slavery which they partly brought on themselves - "The Truth

about Blacks Colored" at this venue. No group on history has

suffered more than the Jews. During the Black Plaque in the 14th

Century, many were killed by those who thought that they were

responsible!" CJ: "There are those who say: "Once you go black,

you never go back." I say: Once you go white, you always want it

light.' RD: "I can't believe you said that!

As is our wont, we commence with cosmos followed by cosmos

(meaning world) and Offending with Truth when circumstances

warrant. (Did we get a head start!?!).

      One can make the case the pan means universe or nature.

The Return of Milton: "...Universal Pan,

                                   Knit with the Graces and the Hours in

                                   dance,

                                   Led on the eternal spring."

(Our friend has also been connected with fertility).

Pan has been deeply honored and rightfully so: An asteroid has

been named after him - 4456 Pan; A crater on BIG J's (Jupiter)

 moon, Amalthea (an honor indeed as she is considered the

 foster mother of Zeus); a moon of Jupiter (Zeus) '55-'75, name

 taken away and given to Carme. Pan protested! He was given

a moon of Saturn. Pan: "Don't tell Atlas, Centaurus and Sagittarius -

you know how they get: "Urania Moons You"& "Urania Presents" at

www.comsat-ak.blogspot.com and  It goes without saying that my

biggest honor has been having a CJCS Comsat as my namesake!"

CJ/RD: "For those of you who want to bare my child, we should

invite Pan when we meet here at the witching hour!"

(Now that the end is near, we can say that we went to great

lengths to keep certain matters from becoming public knowledge.

We can now air our dirty laundry or flight suits, if you will.

Diogenes*** (best known recently for "Diogenes Presents..." here)

was prohibited from docking at www.pan-multiverse.blogspot.com

for Pan didn't like Diogenes getting his jollies by telling the

story that Pan learned to masturbate from his father, Hermes. Pan,

in turn, taught shepherds. Whereas, Hermes and Diogenes (a

 mortal; Hermes had forgotten embarrassment and sinfulness

after millennia) would frequent Hermes haunt:

www.quasarpolitical.blogspot.com with the wine of the gods

supplied by Bacchus. Drunken feasts to put it mildly with Janus in

attendance along with nymphs. Was proceeding about cosmos?

The Fall of Western Civilization (not the escapades of playful gods):

Polls reveal that a growing majority of 18-30 year olds are social

libs on such issues as same-sex marriage, school prayer, narcotics,

abortion, contraceptives/sterilization,****etc. Dago Red, who left

priesthood many years after serving at a MASH unit in Korea is

still a social conservative and most distraught over state-of-affairs.

No more jocularities for him. He might need concoction described

later. Older people who tend to subscribe to traditional morality will

die - this is a scientific fact.

       Recently, Pew and PBS' Religion and Ethics NewsWeekly

conducted a study and poll which indicates a dramatic shift since

2000 in Nones (those who don't identify with any religion or

religious denomination...CJ: "Or, mythology?").

       In 2000, 90% believed in God and identified with a particular

religion or denomination (full spectrum from those who practiced

actively to not at all). Only 10% were atheists/agnostics and God-

believers with no affiliation; some of whom describe themselves as

spiritual but not religious, twenty years ago, the term was new

age rather than spiritual for many in this category). A dramatic

increase to 20% overall; one-third for 18-30. Some describe

themselves as non-joiners, others object to religion being politically-

active, especially, conservative, others object to denominations

claiming that theirs is the only way to heaven or truth. For many,

 atheists, they think society has become more accepting

enabling them to come out-of-the-closet. We've written about how

the major broadcast networks would barely talk about evolution,

genesis without God, atheists --- and still don't. There were

hints to the effect of misbehaving priests in the early '80s but

largely ignored by media for their fear of the Roman Catholic

Church. Ten years ago, they exposed the story BIG time. Why?

As we have said, for the past twenty, especially, ten years,

those controversial issues are being addressed progressively

more and more on cable --- even more so on the Internet. Lib

attack on religion in general (being careful not to single out

Catholics) began in '40s and BIG time in '60s while cable and

Internet are more in-your-face; often not giving religious a fair

shake. Many of the NONES do acknowledge that churches do

a food job helping the needy and bringing communities together.

Two-thirds of Americans overall think that it is important that

 candidates have strong religious beliefs.

       Nota Bene': Two-thirds of NONES identify themselves as

dems; 75% voted for BO, 25% - McCain. If 10% are agnostics/

atheists and 20% of Americans consider themselves libs, it's

not surprising that virtually all A/As are libs. Alternately, half of

libs are Asses...oops...A/As.

      When our nation founded: 99% Christian - general population.

Founding Fathers: Christians or deists who believed Jesus

was a holy man, most attended Christian services like deist Tom

Jefferson who brought Christianity to DC schools. Deists more

strongly influenced by Enlightenment thinking. Christians

and deists deeply respected each other. (See upcoming article

at comsat a-k).

      Proposition One: Old die, what if young don't become more

 socially conservative with age. A major shift in Western

Civilization/American Branch. (By-the-Bye, majority of scientists,

 those who were born in '90s have a life expectancy of

of 80-85 (over 60% will live to this age); Growing minority of

 scientists due to generic therapy, computers/robotics, artificial

parts, nano-technology, etc. - many individuals who are presently

 in their 50s will live another 100 years: BIG question: What will be

 the quality of their lives.

     Western Civilization Unites/Multi-cultural-ism Divides..,.Many

public schools have banned the wearing of costumes, candy and

parties for fear of offending or confusing those from other

cultures - which a-holes are these. Tell your damn kids, who

you don't want to have fun, not to participate or don't send them to

school on Halloween! Melting Pot vs. Minority Rule. Small matter

indicative of a bigger insidious problem - CRISIS!!!

      Proposition Two: All vestiges of WC will vanish due in large

part to atheists --- and Muslims.

      Bigotry - NO. Eyesores - YES. Small towns: Changing nature

 and ambience --- Americana. They might have a right to

do it but that doesn't mean that they should do it.

      One-third: Radicals (3% of these terrorists); Two-thirds:
Moderates (most are rads masquerading as mods or mods who

can easily become rads).

      State Department vs. the Experts...DETAILS: Please read

below "Rod Serling Presents..." (Stages 1 and 3) and "CJ

 Reporting: The Devil Made Me Do it - Part 2" (butt of the article).

At Pan: "Know Your Friend and Enemies" and "American Citizen

 Here: Now, You have to Play by My Rules!"

AL Hitchcock Presents...Al: "Good evening, {Comsat CJCS

readers}. I know a lot about stuffed animals. After all, it takes one

 to know one. I have them mounted {on my wall}. This one, I

shot myself, {camera two move in for close-up and get its better

side} deer poaching being one of my hobbies. {Two shots} The

first one hitting a bearded old man in a ridiculous red suit. I'm

having him mounted. It probably sounds silly to you but I'm

sentimental that way. Before our {submitted for your approval,

thanks, Rod} an experiment in electronic taxidermy. After a few

moments, you will become glassy-eyed. {It will run} 60 seconds,

{any longer} you'd find yourself hanging on the wall." {run

commercial] Cronus:... (CJ: "It isn't the best of times to join our

staff."}... feeling melancholy? Is Momus bringing you down?

Sit back, put your feet up. Have a slave (or more PC and a

notch above: servant} prepare the nectar of the gods. The

finest kind delivered by doves. Recipe: one part - sweet

liquid from flowers; two part - overcoming death; two part -

amanita muscaria; three part - grinded Adderall. Shake don't

stir. Close your eyes: float high to MT. Othrys." Presentation:

Speaking of MT. Olympus...The Olympians replaced the Titans.

Their mountain home is higher than the titan's Mt. Othrys

(9573 feet vs. 5663). Although, the Titans used other mountains

 as thrones. Your CJ took the 'walk.' In YDS scale a 1 of 5, last

part a 3; not very difficult. Or, did, he do it in virtual reality. Will

there come a time when it doesn't make a difference? The

National Park of Greece is located here with many species of

flora. Al: "We've been on Mars for opening of a new TV station.

{We will share} the best of our cultural advances (as Americans

have done for a long time (starting with Indians, see posts 

downstairs to learn how they benefited vs. lib revisionist history).

 Martians...Martinis as they prefer to be called are highly

intelligent and my attempts to educate them highly successful.

{After no time at all}, they used my two companions to form the

 letters to: Earthman go home. It was gratifying to see my {work

pay off}. We'll be back after moth hole in the fabric of our

entertainment...{run commercial} You are cordially invited to

the BIG auction to be held from 9 AM- 9 PM (eastern) at

pan-multiverse next Tuesday. High quality merchandise; BIG

demand (sans our large traditional library): CJ's

first typewriter, skivvies from teens to present, photos,

mountain-climbing apparel, nudes --- and rare, highly sought

after (See: "The Return of Citizen Journalist" at this site)

pics of RD/CJ together...what? I see...Not available: purchased

by Janus. Presentation: Speaking of Mars...The largest

volcano (now dormant) in the solar system is  Olympus Mons

on Mars (how fitting; Zeus-approved): 14 miles, taller than two

MT. Everests and spanning the width of the entire Hawaiian

Island chain. Height believed result of  lack of plate tectonics.

Al: "Goodnight {and, perhaps, Goodbye}."

(Much on Western Civilization, including American Branch, as

well as social policy here, www.pan-multiverse.blogspot.com

and www.cj-rickaddsite.blogspot.com ) So much to say, So

little time. Electricity/heat in certain modules will be turned off

 soon.

Proposition Three: Our culture is threatened by those who

come here illegally largely to commit crime (many form or join

gangs and are more of a threat to their own kind; reminiscent

of most black crime being black-on-black) or for 'free' health-

care, social services and education at AMERICAN taxpayer

expense. (Pretend section on 'browns' is in purple).

Proposition Four: 'The Invisible Hand' is threatened by

 excessive laws and regs (find series within articles on Adam

 Smith).

Also, Church-based and secular charities do a better job at

 helping needy but don't have the $$$ of gov. Americans are

the most giving people in the world.

       There is a bigger threat than even the Decline of

Western Civilization - a monster called: NATIONAL DEBT!

We must slash social spending for our very survival. Fear not:

Gringos will take up the challenge by donating more and

needy will be better off. We must spend less on education

but give our kids more. Abolish all regular public schools,

eliminate unions. States should have: Public Magnet Schools -

50%; Charter Schools - 40%; and sell 10% of public schools

to be replaced with Private Schools. Encourage Home-

Schooling. Parental Choice with money attached to kids

not school; UK does it. This would benefit non-working poor

to mid-middle class (more downstairs). This crazy deist says:
There is a place for God in public schools (Now appearing

"Is there a God? A Persinal..." -at comsat-ak). Tort Reform

 and more: Rid Serling Presents..." and Upside Down Article" -

pages of material here and at other comsats. Our only

legacy. (Others gone).

{The end is near} "We sat in silence for a moment.

'Well, said {Duke}, 'I've seen you handle a good number of

cases {and tough research assignments, Sherlock} but I

don't know that I ever knew a more  workmanlike

than (Citizen Journalist is Missing - starting with Gone

Fishin' and working your way backward

www.comsat-ak.blogspot.com The Return of Citizen

Journalist here and Citizen Journalist in the Diogenes Club

www.quasarpolitical.blogspot.com ). {No one at CJCS

Comsats is jealous of you}. No, sir, we are very proud of

you, and if you {attend the costume party Goodbye*

Farewell*Amen theme at this comsat tonight} there is not a

man {and Knocko, our token women - from the janitor to

the writers to the pilot} who wouldn't be glad to shake your

hand.' 'Thank you!,' said Holmes. 'Thank you!' and as he

turned away, it seemed to me (Watson) that he was more

 nearly moved by the softer human emotions than I had ever

 seen him. A moment later and he was the cold and practical

thinker once more. 'Put {this} in the safe, Watson,' said he,

 'and get out the papers of the Conk-Singleton forgery case.

Goodbye, Mr. Forrest. If any little problem comes your way

 {as regards the disposition of matters pertaining to CJCS

Comsats} I shall be happy, if I can, to give you a hint or two

as to its solution."

*Our reaction to numbers. We are cognizant of the fact that

some comsats are hard to locate or connect with - please

keep trying. You might try FB's Richard DePersio, Twitter's

 rickaddsite, and, perhaps, your best bet is FB's Second

American Revolution. Read pages 1-3. Number of readers:

 Ladies, make it rise...and that too.

**There will be between 0 and 3 more posts at each comsat -

that's all folks! New post at www.comsat-ak.blogspot.com -

tonight or on the morrow; other sites by this weekend.

***Diogenes Club's future at Facebook is uncertain.

****Articles on sterilization here: "Friendly Advice: CJ to BO"

and "Notes."

There has never been a greater salute: women's panties at

half-mast!

 AND SOON THE COMSATS WILL BE

PLACED IN THE GRAVEYARD ORBIT...

NEXT STOP, THE TWILIGHT ZONE...